It seems, more and more, I am calling almost every guy I come across on Reddit a cuckold. Immediately, I get accused of being a "basement dweller" or "neckbeard," and to be honest, I'm not quite sure what the latter even is. Happy to say, I'm not the former and fairly sure I'm not the latter.

Anyway, it occurs to me that the term cuck(old) is being thrown around more and more like "fag" was used in grade school. The problem is, the term cuck is meant to be both insulting and "shock and awe" to the system, so somebody wakes up.

So, let's look at some cuckold possibilities.

• Man has a wife/girlfriend who is fucking others. Man doesn't know. If you're being cheated on, you're being cucked. Not cucked by choice.
• Man has a wife/girlfriend who is fucking others. Man knows and is turned on by it or too much of a pussy to act. Cucked by choice.
• Man has a wife/girlfriend who is fucking others. Man is there watching. "Cleans" his woman after she's filled/covered with another guy's cum. Cucked by choice and gay/bi.
• Man has a wife/girlfriend and a child together. Child isn't his. He finds out 20 years later. Not cucked by choice.
• Man has a wife/girlfriend and a child together. Child isn't his. He knows/suspects it but is too much of a pussy to get a DNA test because "she'll get mad." Cucked by choice.

Remember this, gentlemen: If a woman has a giant fit about paternal DNA testing, she has something to hide.

This is a simple concept, if she's fucking around, she's the whore.

If you make up excuses as to why she might have or, worse, you tell everyone on the planet that you know your unicorn and she could never do something like that, you're the bitch.

In full blue pill relationships:

She's the whore. You're the bitch.