In the spirit of the old meme from years ago, let's have fun picking apart photos of otherwise cute, attractive, or even beautiful women for silly and frivolous reasons. Intended to be humorous.
In the spirit of the old meme from years ago, let's have fun picking apart photos of otherwise cute, attractive, or even beautiful women for silly and frivolous reasons.
Intended to be humorous. No actual uggos, please.
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she has glasses!
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ugh, and a ponytail!
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and there's paint on her overalls!
- she'll never be prom queen!
FINAL VERDICT: 2/10. WNB.
Does anyone want to buy a used shovel from me?
1w ago Would_Not_Bang
@Typo-MAGAshiv The fact you favorited your own post and this post in particular is just the comical icing on the cake.
next entry is Kagney Linn Karter. I'd never heard of her before this post from @Goingthedistance. After a brief bit of research, allow me to expound on the reasons I am rejecting her:
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nice stance. Are you a little teapot?! I mean, you're certainly short and stout. There's your handle, but you lack a spout.
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speaking of stout, lose some weight, fatty. I bet your tits are only that big because your restrictive undergarments are pushing your ample bellyfat upwards.
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what's with the retarded purse with no handles or straps? You just carry it like that all day? How retarded.
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AVN Awards. A porn star. She's had more cock go through her than Tyson Chicken.
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nice dress. What's with the glittery sparkles and multi-directional stripes? Was the dress designed by a developmentally disabled kindergartener?
- trout-pouty lips and surrounding lines suggest lots of cosmetic surgery. Too bad it didn't help.
final verdict: 2/10. #WouldNotBang #WNB
Read More2w ago Would_Not_Bang
- avoid - moles indicate your offspring will be a cancer of society or will get one
- avoid - acts like a single, post wall mom - displays titties, sports tight spandex and at the same time complains that she doesn't want to be sexualised [her lips at the time of the shot clearly say 'misogyny has to end']
- probably also have sex covered in sheets with a hole, to avoid being sexualised
- obvious fake hair to thicken them up and cover aging skin on the neck - elbow skin out of the shot
- bling in the ear to distract for the same reason, possibly with tiny laser beams shooting in all directions to disrupt photo quality
1/10 #wnb
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is that a pimple on her arm?! eeeeeewww!
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lots of moles on her arm, too.
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there's that open-mouthed downy look again
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slight underbite
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nice dye job, toots. We can see all your brown roots.
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odd additional piercing in ear
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oh shit, there's a mole on her face too
- her top is wrinkled