Except for me the bar was on my chest

www.instagram.com/reel/cuvlst9dk3r/?utm_medium=copy_link

Lmao, the way that one guy rushed to the weights and tripped. I’ve been in the bench press guy’s position and I had to yell at some guy ten feet away for help

@Zavss I am right there with ya. My 1.8 incher can take even the most unsafe lubricant, right to the hole, and my skull can take a fuckin watermelon to the ear, but I don’t even own a ceiling fan they’re so scary.

@IBelieveInTheFallen

My 10 inch dick can take a door slam and every TRP users grandfather.

My skull can take a golf club to the fuckin' face.

But a celling fan?

That shit scares me.

www.reddit.com/r/jelqing/comments/iqaaa6/ceiling_fan_does_not_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

There are so many trolls on the internet.

You know it’s a troll because A.) The ceiling fan method DOES work.

And

B.) If your dick is already above 2 inches, why would you even need to Jelq?

@Antelope imagine being a little kid and there are things telling you to question your gender identity.

I’m sure we all had questions about the earth and how it got here and how we got here and where we go when we die, but I never once thought about if I was supposed to be a girl. Imagine someone telling you to question that when you’re a kid, and yeah I believe you’d be likely to be a transexual. I’m glad things weren’t so fucked back then.

@Antelope Poke

@Zavss okay, fine - Amy Schumer it is.

@IBelieveInTheFallen

I know you're fuckin' with me. But i'm not gay.

You're giving attention to the hitler of blondes. Stawp

@Zavss Just fucking with you though, I don’t find her that attractive regardless. Probably due to her voice mainly