Case study: Tomi Lahren.
Hypothesis: Tomi Lahren is back on the CC.
Supporting evidence: Months ago, I noticed Tomi Lahren posted a Facebook story in the town, and at the place, where I have taken a nice, chaste woman for a walk, and aim to take more sweet, innocent women for walks in certain circumstances (it’s over an hour away so just depends).
As I went to message Tomi to tell her I’d be popping by, turned on by her freckly tits which looked bigger than I had previously gathered from her myriad of media exposure, I noticed there was no option to message her. I found it very curious that she would post a picture of only her well framed body if she wasn’t looking for the love of her life. Was it for attention? Did she have other dudes in queue so didn’t need me? Why post a story to not make connection with the chivalrous man that is me?
Then, after many sleepless nights of wondering what Tomi Lahren was doing; imagining where she are (there’s oceans in between us, but that’s not very far), it occurred to me! Tomi Lahren must have fake tits now!
So I did my due diligence and scoured Reddit. I came across a gem of a post, where the good people of the internet debated whether or not she had fake tits.
I cried aloud, “Not my Tomi! Not my Tomi!”
And then, I found a video where she said, “Value value. Value… Value”.
This peaked my interest - it couldn’t be.. another blonde girl who thinks she is profound?
After finishing ejaculating, I realized that maybe she is not wife material?
I went monk mode for two months…
When I came back, I found that she has bangs all of a sudden.
Findings: Tomi Lahren is currently in the midst of her 4th or 5th hoe phase and AWALT. Broken heart emoji.Read More