6mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Never Shit-Posts

@MentORPHEUS I'm going to laugh my ass off when you eventually lose your "redeemed" flair and go back to "falls for shitposts". CC: @Vermillion-Rx

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6mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Never Shit-Posts

@Lone_Ranger

Was she even a real woman?

It might be a façade. She might put on a good show, but be all chaos and retardation deep down.

Is she basically just a man pretending to be a woman?

Possibly.

Did I just fuck an actual dude?

Possibly.

Does this mean........I'm gay?

you always were!

But why?

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7mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Redeemed

@Lone_Ranger NGL, had me going in the first half. Didn't notice the tribe. Well played.

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7mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Buy my Course for Ghosting 10's

Help me out guys....I fucked a chick last night and I later found out that she has a job, a degree and is owns her own apartment. I went back to her place after meeting her at the tennis club. I challeged her to a quick singles, and she beat me 6-4 (first red flag??). I was a bit uneasy when I saw her apartment...it was tidy and clean with no laundry on the floor etc. (major red flag?). After we did the deed, we were chatting and I found out all about her life, she seemed rather well organised and put together. Like, no debt, no trauma, no daddy issues...

Was she even a real woman? Is she basically just a man pretending to be a woman? Did I just fuck an actual dude? Does this mean........I'm gay?

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7mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
falls for shit-posts

@Vermillion-Rx Typical for NY Times.

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7mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Sigma Oak Chadfux

@Vermillion-Rx Intellectual liberals have put us out of business in the shitposting world.

Kwame Anthony Appiah is one of the rare examples of migration going a healthy way in Britain. However, Britain's gain comes at a cost to the US.

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7mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

@Typo-MAGAshiv

I wish I hadn't, I'm about to eat food

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7mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Never Shit-Posts

@Vermillion-Rx just look at that writer

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7mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

Guys,

I wanted to make a shit poast today. But I just can't

After seeing a real article like this, it's time for me to retire from shit posting for life.

It's been a good run, boys, but I can't compete with real articles in this day in age

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7mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

On an unrelated note, my wife just had a gangbang on my bed. Do I have to wipe the bukkake off of her tits now that's its over?

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