Help me out guys....I fucked a chick last night and I later found out that she has a job, a degree and is owns her own apartment. I went back to her place after meeting her at the tennis club. I challeged her to a quick singles, and she beat me 6-4 (first red flag??). I was a bit uneasy when I saw her apartment...it was tidy and clean with no laundry on the floor etc. (major red flag?). After we did the deed, we were chatting and I found out all about her life, she seemed rather well organised and put together. Like, no debt, no trauma, no daddy issues...

Was she even a real woman? Is she basically just a man pretending to be a woman? Did I just fuck an actual dude? Does this mean........I'm gay?

@Vermillion-Rx Typical for NY Times.

@Vermillion-Rx Intellectual liberals have put us out of business in the shitposting world.

Kwame Anthony Appiah is one of the rare examples of migration going a healthy way in Britain. However, Britain's gain comes at a cost to the US.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

I wish I hadn't, I'm about to eat food

@Vermillion-Rx just look at that writer

Guys,

I wanted to make a shit poast today. But I just can't

After seeing a real article like this, it's time for me to retire from shit posting for life.

It's been a good run, boys, but I can't compete with real articles in this day in age

On an unrelated note, my wife just had a gangbang on my bed. Do I have to wipe the bukkake off of her tits now that's its over?

@MentORPHEUS

I've earnestly tried to connect with you on this topic using serious straight talk in the political tribes

No, you've earnestly lied your ass off and denied factual reality.

@MentORPHEUS

OOC: this tribe is supposed to be for satire and shitposts, not lies, propaganda, and bullshit

I understand it might be confusing to someone who can't grasp reality or facts, but do try to keep up

and have some vcards for flouncing around about a domestic terrorist getting what she deserved!

@Typo-MAGAshiv I've earnestly tried to connect with you on this topic using serious straight talk in the political tribes. Recognize this as attempting the same, using satire and TRP form factors and vernacular as a rhetorical vehicle. Try to not stand in front of said vehicle firing off shots impulsively and missing the bigger picture.