@MentORPHEUS are you trying to jockey for position?

Thounds like the thame old thong and dance.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Why are you banging his mom in Australia?

@MENTOrpheus

@MentORPHEUS we can hear the other, WHEN WE BANG UR MOM!

A guy tells an employee at GNC that a man is sticking his penis in a container of protein powder. The employee goes to investigate, spots the offending customer, and shouts, "No fucking whey!"

When the party mood starts going to the dogs...

What's the difference between an enzyme and a horomone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there!

@Vermillion-Rx

I'm getting coal for Christmas

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Bih I'm getting coal for Christmas stfu you peasants are here asking for presents instead smdh

How do we know that Christmas is Vermy's favorite holiday?

because he always go no well