When evolution isn't woke enough.

@GiftOfBlackKnighting when you're so beta you cant even get a sugar baby with a $200k salary

@Omnidempotent Real talk, in my IT classes there are 25 year old dudes whose shoulders are as wide as their hips. Even once they pull big cash with machine learning they still end up as 100% masturbator, sad, sad.

Imagine being this paranoid.

what do u call a nerd who cant get laid?

STEMcel

@Omnidempotent Just found another hilarious one of this.

black while walking

@Omnidempotent Understandable

@Omnidempotent borders and beaches

@reiched_up clearly we must rid ourselves of beaches