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No Questions
Published 03/04/17 by GayLubeOil [1 Comments]

The one thing that I never understood about American fathers is that they never asked me any serious questions when their daughters introduced me to them. So far I've met a white, black and Hispanic father and I do not recall one time when I was asked a serious question of substance. The type of question that would reveal who their daughter is dating. Maybe something about politics religion philosophy? Aren't they curious?

I mean at anytime I could get their daughter pregnant. What if hypotheticaly I was a key figure in a bat shit crazy reactionary movement? Wouldn't they want to know? Fathers always talk about how special their daughters are to them. But in my experience and the experiance of my friends, they do pretty much zero research into their daughter's semen supplier. In fact I think I answered more serious questions to get my minimum wage job back in highschool.

From what I can gather all they care about is that I'm reasonably well dressed and have a stable source of income. I've never been asked who my role models are, or what my values are, or actually anything of serious substance. I guess at the end of the day men are afraid to ask the most important question. Or maybe they don't care or are more interested in football? Either way I'm of the opinion that they deserve the outcome whatever it may be.

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The Indefinite Quantity
Published 02/22/17 by GayLubeOil [3 Comments]

After bingeing on cheap Tinder dick for years, used up carousel rider Alana Massey wrote: dick is cheap and abundant. And you know what? She is absolutely right. Women can get express dick delivery with about the same ease and convenience as a Domino's Pizza. The Sexual Marketplace is a buyer's market if you are buying dick.

This presents a problem for the fine gentlemen of Red Pill because we are in the business of selling dick. How do you sell dick in a market that is flooded with cheap abundant dick of all shapes sizes and colors? I'll give you a minute to think about all of those dicks and how you are going to defeat them with your dick. No homo.

Dick is no different than any other commodity. Just because the market is flooded doesn't mean you can't sell at a high price. How do you sell carrots at $4 a pound when the market price is ยข50 a pound? You sell organic carrots. How do you sell coffee at $3.50 a cup when every donut shop and fast food restaurant is selling at $1.50? You brand the coffee. You make the coffee more than just coffee you make it Starbucks. Starbucks is about being cool. Starbucks is about helping Amazonian forrest children. Starbucks is about expressing your individuality with peppermint sprinkles and caramel swirls. Women especially the college age women TRP is so fond of don't buy $1.50 coffee. They buy $3.50 Starbucks. That's the power of brand.

Sounds great! So how do you rebrand your gas station coffee dick into Starbucks brand name shlong? Before we can delve into the specifics of marketing your personal penis product, you need to have a general working knowledge of marketing.

Every commodity whether intellectual, physical or ideological is comprised of a Definite Quantity and an Indefinite Quantity. In the case of Starbucks the Definite Quantity is the coffee. The Indefinite Quantity is the altruism of saving Forest Children, being trendy and the universal comfortable feeling that each storefront provides. Cars are marketed via Definite Quantity: physical features, and their Indefinite Quantity: the status associated with ownership. Finally, the Red Pill's as an ideological commodity is comprised of a Definite Quantity: it's practical advice, and an Indefinite Quantity: the transgressive feeling of being a ShitLord.

If you think back to the years of advertising that you have consumed, you will realize that each and every product you were pitched was sold through its Definite and Indefinite Quantities. Here is the major takeaway. Men generally place greater importance on the Definite Quantity and Women generally focus more on the Indefinite. Men, both gay and straight want sex. Women want romance. Men want features. Women want style. Men want solutions. Women want support.

The biggest mistake men make when selling dick to women is selling the Definite Quantity instead of the Indefinite. Women will gladly fuck a wierd looking celebrity over a hot Chad. Whereas men would prefer sex with a hot half retarded waitress over Madonna. Women don't think like men, so stop selling them dick as if they are men. That's what we call solipsism.

In conclusion it's not what you say to a woman it's what you portray to a woman. She wants a status symbol, a brand to give her vapid existance meaning. To her you are no different than a purse or a pair of shoes. Women don't love you they love the idea of you. So stop explaining features, offering discounts and negotiating. You are an exclusive brand. If she's not interested in buying your Versace Dick, she can buy some Walmart Dick. Nothing personal. Nothing to get upset over. She can show Wallmart Willie off to her friends and family because she's a Walmart kind of girl. You don't give a fuck.

If you still don't understand the art of selling the Indefinite Quantity, you can always learn from those who make a living doing it. Visit a Rolex dealership and start shit testing. Tell them that their product is overrated and how cheap and abundant Chinese knockoffs are. Explain how unfair the price is. Tell them about all the watches you have. Threaten to leave. If Rolex can sell the Indefinite Quantity so can you.


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