@jwayne No, our theory is simple: my mind is all I know exists. The rest of you are an elaborate show being put on by my lonely mind, which is incorporeal and "floating" in the vastness of nothingness.

The chance of you convincing me that you exist is as slim as you being able to prove that I do as well.

Everything else you speak of is pointless, meaningless abstraction. A fist full of convoluted stories and trappings of a panicked mind, hoping and reaching to find meaning in an obviously meaningless universe.

If you did exist (which you do not), your ramblings and self-righteous superiority complex would still net you nothing of value, as value in itself is inherently meaningless, and I don't believe imaginary puppets in my head rise to the level of providing meaning where none lays.

You are a blip. And imaginary blip. And your blip will be over before it registers on the grand scale of nothingness. Absolutely nothing you can or will do will have any effect.

Had you any self-awareness (which is impossible) you would recognize the futility of such a (non)existance and immediately end it. But as the play thing for my imaginative mind, you will continue your trajectory, bouncing off those around you in a never-ending chain reaction of effects to the causes around you.

The humor I find in all of this is that the determinism that underlies your entire projected existence insists on pretending that it is free will. You will be compelled to respond to me, but this is nothing more than an illusion that you had a choice.