@destraht funny, I was teasing her about how she ended up with him and she goes "No. I'm not like that. I've known him for a while" - she got done with Mr. Rebound quick tho lmao
@destraht funny, I was teasing her about how she ended up with him and she goes "No. I'm not like that. I've known him for a while" - she got done with Mr. Rebound quick tho lmao
Was the first time in a long time that a conversation flowed so smoothly with a gal. I told her I hated texting, sent her a reply, deleted the conversation. I can remember all but two numbers and all I can think about is how exhausted I am from the sex this week; Fkng Princess, driving cab smelling like pussy and having a 55+ladygo "if only I was 25 yrs ynger" then grab my chest hair goddamnit gm!
(3/3) Me: "who dis" MS.MCoH: I got your number off a bathroom stall! Imagine my disappointment when I realize despite all my excitement with her, all the chemistry brewing, that she's just another girl. I forgot that for a split second, but still managed to have fun talking about music with her after the whole "don't juge me!" bit; I just told her I did the same, which is true, and the BPM went ++
(2/3) After getting a girl to do so to me and as soon as she's obviously not going to open the door, I say "give me your hand." I'm a wRighty, she takes her RH off the handle, I write my number in her R-palm. Then I see a tattoo and I think "fuck! damaged goods probly!" She texts me before she even leaves the vehicle. I told her it was a shame she didn't have the spine to ask me out, my last msg.
(1/2) So, I pick up Ms.Mending-her-cheated-on-heart, and as she gets in, the dude she's with says "text me!", he promptly gets the "probably not"! Then, I find out I could have gotten her # the first time I met her, despite her now-xbf!. She's fun, likes good music buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut when she was like "so do I get your number...?" I paused, she reaches for her door handle: "3...2...1..."
@TiberiusBravo87 come on now, still waiting on the test from 2weeks ago! Trojan Bareskin rubbers are cutting it right now though.
I slept with this girl, and then her mum sum hours later. I was like "sup beetlejuice" and she was like "were you with my mom???" then I was like "yeah. we should hangout again" and then she was like "not happening"; Thinking about going into "monk mode" though...but then Weed Princess and her 3 fur babies! She has this big, yellow, goofy, lab who is a good woofer that loves me.
@TiberiusBravo87 lmao fuck that. I cant seem to keep it up with it wrapped, or at least hard enough for penetrating the vagene. It's the pregnancy I'm concernicus about lmao
AWALT though lmao So, couple tings: 19yobdaygalspoorbf wasnt in town, so I happened; Next, This other girl i fked, texted me for a ride, and then she ended up regretting it "cuz bf" lmao! She's chill tho. Then, this 21yopetite "I'm a..."princess" "angel" "good girl" what have you...loves my chest hair and i loved her playing with it! Next stop, the clinic. And good job on the 400 characters! \m/