10 Major Disasters From History And How The Media Reported Them babylonbee.com/news/10-major-disasters-throughout-history-and-how-the-media-reported-them

10 Major Disasters From History And How The Media Reported Them

Whenever we think of mainstream media journalists, one word comes to mind: incorruptible. As long as there have been human atrocities throughout history, there have been fair and honest mainstream media organizations courageously reporting on them! Thanks, mainstream media!Here is a list of disaste ... | The Babylon Bee

Dad Finds Button To End FaceTime Call In Record 27 Seconds babylonbee.com/news/dad-finds-button-to-end-facetime-call-in-record-27-seconds

Dad Finds Button To End FaceTime Call In Record 27 Seconds

ERIE, PA - According to sources, local dad Dale Jeffers has managed to end a FaceTime call, successfully finding the right button in a record 27 seconds.'I love you kids, be safe, it's so nice to talk to you,' said Jeffers to his daughter before adjusting the screen and looking at it through his reading glasses in search of the &quo ... | The Babylon Bee

Hitler Proclaims Anyone Who Attacks Him Is Attacking Science babylonbee.com/news/hitler-proclaims-anyone-who-attacks-him-is-attacking-science

Hitler Proclaims Anyone Who Attacks Him Is Attacking Science

BERLIN - In an interview with CBS News, German Chancellor Adolf Hitler declared that anyone who attacks him or his methods is really attacking science itself. 'Why do you think all these mean, angry people are attacking you with nasty words?' said the starstruck CBS interviewer. 'Is it because they are dumb and stupid and don't ... | The Babylon Bee

Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden babylonbee.com/news/jack-dorsey-resigns-in-embarrassment-after-realizing-he-helped-elect-joe-biden

Jack Dorsey Resigns In Embarrassment After Realizing He Helped Elect Joe Biden

SAN FRANSISCO, CA - Jack Dorsey has stepped down as CEO of Twitter after realizing to his horror that he helped elect Joe Biden as President. 'Dear God...what have I done?' said Dorsey as he realized his manipulation and suppression of political speech had led to the election of Joe Biden to the White House. 'I am no longer fit to lead ... | The Babylon Bee

Media Frantically Prepares Exciting New News Stories In Hopes Of Making Everyone Forget About Waukesha Terrorist Attack babylonbee.com/news/media-frantically-prepares-exciting-new-news-stories-in-hopes-of-making-everyone-forget-about-waukesha-terrorist-attack

Media Frantically Prepares Exciting New News Stories In Hopes Of Making Everyone Forget About Waukesha Terrorist Attack

U.S. - Across the country, newsrooms are frantically working on exciting new stories to boot up a brand new news cycle and make the country forget about the Waukesha terrorist attack last week.'Some people did something, and then an SUV took a wrong turn, or something like that, I can't remember,' said a producer at CNN. 'Whatever. It ... | The Babylon Bee

Christian Listening To 'Baby It's Cold Outside' Wondering Why Unmarried Couple Is Alone In The First Place babylonbee.com/news/christian-listening-to-baby-its-cold-outside-wondering-why-unmarried-couple-is-alone-in-the-first-place

Christian Listening To 'Baby It's Cold Outside' Wondering Why Unmarried Couple Is Alone In The First Place

BOSTON, MA - After classic pop standard 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' came on the radio Tuesday morning, local Christian man Frank Larson wondered aloud why this unmarried couple was alone in the first place.Larson expressed his confusion and bewilderment throughout the song as it became increasingly clear that the couple was in a private residen ... | The Babylon Bee

Wise Man Who Brought Myrrh Thought They All Agreed On A Spending Limit babylonbee.com/news/report-wise-man-who-brought-myrrh-thought-they-all-agreed-on-a-spending-limit

Wise Man Who Brought Myrrh Thought They All Agreed On A Spending Limit

BETHLEHEM - Three wise men visited the baby Jesus, presenting gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh to his mother Mary. Afterward, the wise man who brought myrrh confronted the other two wise men since it had been his understanding there was an agreed-upon spending limit for the newborn king of the Jews.'We all said before this, since we’re bu ... | The Babylon Bee

DeSantis Introduces Controversial Proposal To Grow Personal Army Of Uruk-Hai babylonbee.com/news/desantis-introduces-controversial-proposal-to-grow-personal-army-of-uruk-hai

DeSantis Introduces Controversial Proposal To Grow Personal Army Of Uruk-Hai

TALLAHASSEE, FL - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis stirred up controversy this week after he proposed allocating state funds to grow his own personal army of Uruk-Hai orc warriors. 'Frankly, the federal government is terrible at everything, including the Army, which has been taken over by wimpy-dimpy pink-haired SJWs,' said DeSa ... | The Babylon Bee

Biden Administration Celebrates Creating 2 Whole Jobs babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-celebrates-creating-2-whole-jobs

Biden Administration Celebrates Creating 2 Whole Jobs

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Members of the Biden Administration were in high spirits and celebrating the nation’s burgeoning economy after the November jobs report showed an astounding growth of two whole jobs. 'That’s TWICE as many jobs as we expected to create, double the jobs. DOUBLE. That's no joke,' said President Biden sl ... | The Babylon Bee

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