A woman saying "I can catch a dick whenever I want" is like me saying, "I can take a shit whenever I want" and acting like it's a grand achievement. #Women #Jokes

I firmly believe the reason women believe men lie is two fold: first, they cannot rationalize like we do; so everything that comes out of our mouths sounds like complete fabrications to them. second, they do not know what it is like living life as a man; concepts of doing whatever it takes without a pussy pass is foreign to them. #Women

It's amazing to me that women will actually work together (unconsciously?) to screw over men #women

A step mother looks at her husband's children and sees the woman he slept with, not a young person. This raises jealousy and she will treat her husband's children cruelty simply because they remind her of someone who once had her man. #Women #Family #Dynamics