@RedPillow "you can go and check, they're all in the basement"
@RedPillow "you can go and check, they're all in the basement"
Her: "So how many girls have you brought to this restaurant then?" Me: "18. Does it show?"
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Her: "You're pretty shallow, aren't you?" Me: "Yeah, I only go this deep..." (Delivered with eye contact, a smirk, while holding my index fingers 6 inches apart)
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