Aggression is an aphrodisiac. Harness that shit.
Previously, I broke down why being called an asshole isn't as good a thing as previously thought. You can read about that here. In short, a woman that calls you an asshole is operating logically which means that there is more work to be done on your part. That is where aggression comes in.
As defined by google, aggression is "forceful and sometimes overly assertive pursuit of one's aims and interests." Being aggressive feels great and is very rewarding. In this post, i'll break down attitude, verbal aggression, and physical aggression, but first there a few things that need to be understood. In order to be aggressive your mind has to be on the right track. The only reason that this matters is to avoid getting into trouble - if you know what I mean. Mainly you must be able to weigh the pros and cons of a situation and you must be ruthless as fuck in your pursuits. Halfway asshole is worse than complete asshole.
Pay attention to the tone that I will be striking throughout the rest of this post. Also, I don't do any of this - wink.
Attitude
- You are the absolute shit. Anyone that says otherwise is a hater so tell them to suck your dick and laugh raucously about it or overtly do any of this shit. Although the linked post is titled "Dominating Weak Men," it can be applied to women as well. Do not hesitate to get nasty.
- Your jokes are funny as fuck so crack them whenever you want to and laugh with abandon because you're probably the most hilarious person in the world. If whatever woman accompanying you isn't laughing along? Tell her to "get with the fucking program or piss off."
- Things go wrong all the time, but rarely is it ever going to be your fault so no need to apologize if you did nothing wrong.
- Be loud, be proud, be illogical - Arguing is pointless. Why? Because you said so.
- Be passionate/Let your emotions flow freely - If a thought pops into your head, let that shit out. - good or bad. If you feel like showing her some affection, do it incrementally- but be careful because love is a joke
- If a chick is breathing around you , she wants you so proceed accordingly.
The overall attitude that you'll want to have is one of a supremely confident dickhead. Although it may seem counter-intuitive to be this way, it feels masculine and the reactions you get will be everything you hoped for.
This next section is ordered from decreasing to increasing harshness. Always remember to have a short memory and react from the hip.
Verbal Aggression
There are a many levels in verbal aggression. Jokes can be used to make it known what type of personality you have so let them rip.
- Jokes that can be misconstrued as a backhanded compliment - Let it be misconstrued and laugh about it.
- Biting/Cruel jokes - These jokes are ones that offend ie fat, blond, ugly type jokes.
Next up we have different types of verbal aggression that is reserved for when a chick is being annoying or screws something up.
- Harsh language - Basically just a slap on the hand ie 'pay attention next fucking time.'
- Simple put downs - When dealing with a recurrent problem that will need to be addressed in the future is 'you consistently fuck this up. What's wrong with you'
- Yelling - Reserved for when she has been acting out of line on a more consistent basis. Cursing isn't necessary here
- Cursing out - Rant and let out all the annoyance out of your body. Rage, rage, rage
Physical Aggression
You aren't truly aggressive if you shy away from physicality. Be very careful with this. If you don't know what you're doing then you could land in big trouble - not with any woman, but with the law.
- Move your body as if you are excessively large(not necessary but they can get you noticed in a hurry) - shoulder bump into chicks, stand a little too close when you're talking, be grabby, spread your limbs when you sit, etc
- Explosive anger - When angered, pick up an object and launch it across the room, pick up a pillow(or something harmless) and launch it at her hard as fuck, glare when angered, stand over her when angered, punch walls to enunciate, etc.
- Using your hands - These are things that you can do when shit is getting real. Shove her against the wall/bed/ground by her shoulders/hair/throat, grab her by her hair/chin/throat/arm to force her eyes on yours when you're speaking, etc. Get creative here
- Slapping - There isn't much that this won't fix to be brutally honest
Now you know what an asshole actually is and now she knows who not to fuck with.
Stay Icy
Tip frontEndDev for their post.
