You must have really outdone yourself on the fat roll ride to find a two ton Tina with Spanx that zip up. Everyone knows that they roll on and roll off like a condom stretched across a SpaceX rocket
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You must have really outdone yourself on the fat roll ride to find a two ton Tina with Spanx that zip up. Everyone knows that they roll on and roll off like a condom stretched across a SpaceX rocket
Are almost all memes stolen? Did it somehow become a requirement to add the footnote disclaimer?
Just wondering if there was some new rule passed by congress to further fuck with people.
Bro. Metamucil is for amateurs. I snort Ex Lax. Mix that stuff with a prune juice chaser and you have yourself one hell of a party!
Let me know when you start snorting Metamucil off a might hookers twat. That's when you know that you made it and have done it all.
Yep. Incelocoin probably set up by huak-tuee girls best friend.
can honestly say that I'm probably the happiest that I have been since before my first marriage
A. I am very happy to hear you say this.
B. I feel exactly the same.
Unfortunately I'm too old to fuck my way through a team of cheerleaders again, but that doesn't stop my from trying.
Ha! If you told me when I was 20-30 years old that I would one day be near 60 years old and having sex with VERY attractive women 10-30 years younger than me on an ongoing basis, I would laugh and smile and think you were crazy.
Fortunately for me, I was raised in a red pilled environment. I STILL had a belly full of blue pills because - society - but it made it much easier for me to wake up when I did and get down to business.
It gives me so much peace to know that so many men here have had such remarkably similar experiences to my own. Terrence Popp is another good example of a man who is open about his experience and how bad it got.
We're lucky to have this forum.
Now let me get back to my prune juice, bingo, cocaine, and midget hookers.
Wait, what time is it again?
Also - it's good to have you back brother.
Read More@goodmansaysfuckyou you missed some of my best shit while on your break lol