@Durek_The_Bald

No matter what I have heard on this topic, I have come to the conclusion there is no answer.

We will all know the true answer on our deathbeds. And we will all conclude one of the following:

1. I am proud of myself. I got it juuuuust right!

2. Damn, I jerked off way too much. Wish I hadn't. In which circle of hell will this land me?

3. Damn, I should have choked my willie more than I did.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Uhnnnn. Oh god. Oh god. Yes!

Ahhh

Fuck yeah. That was good.

See you again later today?

@deeplydisturbed

LOL - Tell me you jerk it often, without telling me you jerk it often.

"Often" is a relative term, you know.

That explains a lot about your posting/vCard dispensing history here.

It does?! Go on, Dr. Freud!

and have some vcards!

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Anything more than 2-3 times a month

that's very little.

LOL - Tell me you jerk it often, without telling me you jerk it often.

I notice that if I go more than a week without either fucking or fapping, I get really tense and easily distracted.

Ahhhh. That explains a lot about your posting/vCard dispensing history here.

Just don't go back to doing it multiple times per day, you know?

Woah WOOOAAAHH! Slow right down sparky. There is nothing wrong with beating the meat several times a day. I do it all the time. In fact, I am doing it right now and typing with the other hand (yes, I am THAT good). But it is my left hand, so it feels like cheating.

Anyhoo. Go on. Continue what you were saying. Just type slowly. REAaaaalll slow.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Take it from a guy who's used them IRL

Ha! You old bastard!

Also - the M16 (yes, I am also that old) had a handle, but God forbid you use it.

SAW Handle/ "Carry away boys"

PS - Ok, I know it was not "designed" to be a carrying handle. But let's get real here. It looks and functions EXACTLY like a carrying handle.

@Vermillion-Rx

Hey bro. Leave my mantra alone.

It all I got.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Hey. Wait...

What...

Uh...

Damn.

@deeplydisturbed well thank you for the verbal correction!

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Uh, I hate to be the one to tell you, but when you write it down it is no longer a mental note. It's a written note.

Until next time!

@deeplydisturbed mental note to catch up on reading your blog later