@INNASKILLZ2K20 negative.

@redpillschool Buy the snacks and have the party anyway, just call it a 'celebration party' instead of 'watch party.'

@goodmansaysfuckyou My friends are planning a watch party for the first debate, but I haven't bought any snacks yet because we're still waiting for the cancellation.

@redpillschool Hilarious but true. He will either be asleep or have an aneurysm trying to figure out the big words like "economy".

I would really like to see it as a UFC match with Rogan, Steve Miller, and Dave Chapelle providing commentary.

@carnold03 I'm not a sailor, but I guess you would be right on the floating thing but I would think it difficult to shoe horn a fat ass through the ports and hatches.

@MentORPHEUS yeah im old. It happens sometimes.

@goodmansaysfuckyou

anyone here remember The Grease Man

Jeez, that guy predates the Kinison-Leykis-Stern epoch in shock content.

@bear-with-bit Great, the Navy says that I have 15% body fat but the BMI still says I'm a fat ass. Who'd have thunk it.

I always dread the doctors appointments and having to argue BMI is bullshit.

@tb87670 Or sporked. I'm assuming this was all due to the fact that if she put on the mask that was in her pocket, then no one could see her snarling teeth.

Speaking of 'Snarling'...does anyone here remember The Grease Man from morning radio?

@tb87670 Reason # 2,574,312 to avoid women during shark week.