2mo ago The Hub

@Butthead

I was 45 years old. My favorite post I had ever done on the dot reds, which in turn spawned my favorites thread ever on the dot reds, had somehow gone missing for a couple of years.

I cried out to Shrek, but he left me on read on each attempt.

I cried out to Vermy and RPS on a few occasions. No luck.

Until one day, April 3rd 2025, Vermy restored my meme about @goodmansaysfuckyou's, er, GaryOldman's fucking profane-ass username!

and he invited me to make manbabies!

Excited, i bent him over the table. My massive eshrektion started to penetrate his eagerly awaiting anus.

aren't you going to take our pants off before you begin?

...Vermy inquired eagerly.

nah, I'm just going to bust right through!

...I replied.

As I began the pelvic thrusts (that'll make you insaaa-aa-aaaane), I suddenly smelled a familiar scent. Before I could speak up, Vermy inquired:

hey, do you smell onions?

Suddenly, the door crashed open.

it was Shrek!

eeey, laddies, room for one more?

We eagerly assented. Shrek entered me from behind, with his ogresized eshrektion suddenly steering my more modest one.

The man-ogre-man love caused an event horizon. The world will never be the same.

Shrek is love, and so is Vermy.

Shrek is LIFE, but so is Vermy.

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Typo-MAGAshiv

3mo ago TheRedPill

Endorsed Contributor

@SexyAlphaLooksmaxxChad

No swearwords in nicknames

@goodmensayfuckyou (monkey looks left)

I actually made that meme ages ago about @goodmansaysfuckyou's profane-ass username. Maybe you can join me in my noble-as-shit quest to rid this fucking site of goddamn profanity.

Here's the thread in which I originally posted it, though the meme post itself is gone.

I'd still like to know why it's gone, @redpillschool @Vermillion-Rx @Chantfire

No looser names

@land_of_the_loosers (Monkey looks right)

A) @Land_of_the_losers is the title of his book

B) this one actually would be grandfathered in

no looser names

Then you'd better tighten up!

have some vcards!

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Typo-MAGAshiv

4mo ago 2024 Election Night Shitshow Extravaganza

@deeplydisturbed

I was 100% with you until that last paragraph. WTF, dude?

It was especially jarring having just reread this old post of yours yesterday while I was trying to find one from MSNBCorpheus. And I quote:

First, I tend to keep an eye out for ad hominem attacks. They are usually a sign that someone lost an argument so they go after the person. Just an FYI

You're better than this, and @Problematic_Browser deserves better than that.

And fuck you both for saying fuck you to each other, and in the process stealing @goodmansaysfuckyou's schtick!

You both get vcards.

Now kiss and make up.

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Typo-MAGAshiv

4mo ago The Hub

@Butthead

@Vermillion-Rx

there is a ban on profane usernames

CC: @goodmansaysfuckyou

Typo-MAGAshiv

5mo ago WhereAreAllTheGoodMen

asshole. giga-shitlord. worst mod EVAR.

@polishknight

It's a bit outside what's normally discussed, but I'll allow it

Rule 5, in its entirety, but with what makes this post fit in bold:

Submissions must show a woman who is looking for commitment while also either complaining about jerks or promiscuity, needing her kids provided for, being entitled or unreasonable, or complaining that she "can't find a decent guy".

While there's zero evidence that any woman quoted in there is slutty or a single mom or even unreasonable/entitled (it actually reads like a legit lament from their perspective), I think it lends itself well to a discussion of how feminism coupled with affirmative action keeping men down to help women up has led to this situation.

It therefore fits rule 5, and doesn't have to wait for the weekend.

Side note: the archive.ph link cut off the bottom of the article. I recommend using archive.is instead, or that textise one you linked is fine (though it's preferable to see it with pictures, etc)

CC: @moorekom, @lurkerhasarisen, @woodsmoke, @goodmansaysfuckyou, @houseoftolstoy, @Impressive-Cricket-8, @deeplydisturbed, @Land_of_the_losers, @Kevin32 (did I miss anyone recently active?)