With roughly 5 minutes left of Saint Patrick's Day, I'm ignoring all other conversations to continue a dot reds tradition which is also part of the dot red bylaws and shit. I'll get back to other stuff some other time.

the leprechaun joke!

It was Saint Patrick's Day in Boston. A young man of Irish descent entered a bar to celebrate. He saw a little dude in a green suit sitting at the bar drinking.

"Nah, can't be." he thought to himself.

He sat down next to the little guy and started drinking. After an hour or two, the young man couldn't stand it any longer.

"I can't believe I'm asking this, but are you a leprechaun?"

The midget in the green suit replied, "sure n' begorrah, I be a leprechaun."

The youth grabbed the little guy by the shoulder. "Well I just caught ya! Do I get your pot of gold?"

"Nay, laddie, 'tis no pot of gold, but t'ree wishes. But thar be a catch: ye have to let me fuck ye in the arse."

"No way! I'm not gay!"

"Think aboot it, laddie! It's t'ree wishes! And they can be for anyt'ing!! Ain't that worth aboot 20 minutes of pain?"

The youngster finished his beer. "Fuck it. I know the manager, and he'll let us use one of the store rooms upstairs. Let's do this. I want my three wishes!"

A few minutes later, they're in that room, and the little man in the green suit is pounding away on the young man's ass.

"So what's yer name, lad?"

"Nnngh! Michael!"

"And how old are ye, Michael?"

"AAAAAAGH! 23!"

"Isn't 23 a little old to be believing in leprechauns, Michael?"

@Typo-MAGAshiv

1) of course the lamestream media isn't talking about it at all, as they must protect all democrats

This lazy trope of trying to Dem-wash the Epstein Files, is common among my hardcore MAGA blue collar colleagues. But I expect better from a community that holds personal accountability and owning one's shit as foundational attributes. I'm personally left leaning but renounced the Democratic Party long ago. My position on Epstein matters, is investigate everything and prosecute the guilty, with zero fucks about Party affiliation etc!

It sickens me watching MAGA unable to say the same, instead going all in on a stupid multi billion dollar a day war, probably greatly enabled by Epstein kompromat, and definitely benefiting the Epstein Banker and Billionaire class in a zero sum game versus the rest of us.