@Typo-MAGAshiv

Pretty girls do not, in fact, get tickets. I used to date a model who drove like a maniac., and she never got tickets. My wife was a cheerleader in her younger days, and I still remember the first time she got a ticket… she was in her 40s.

Either the cop is gay or she’s not hot.

@Vermillion-Rx that actually happened.

youtu.be/VcrwJXAGqwg

@Typo-MAGAshiv

[Stolen] sddendum, which is similar to something I envisioned but lacked the time or talent to make:

@throwaway_old_guy

poor understanding on the long-term use of Benzodiazepines

A lot of drugs have been over-prescribed throughout the last few decades. It's pretty fucked up. I've known a lot of people addicted to opioids because of listening to their doctors.

Fuck, forgot to crop it. Fixed.

@Vermillion-Rx better?

@Typo-MAGAshiv this shit made me instantly re-traumatized by your dog-shit crops

Except worse because it's a multi-billion dollar company doing shitty crops

x.com/notsheesh01/status/2112432963376079106

See the video for the context of this [stolen] meme:

youtu.be/4Xawv1F3l7g

@MentORPHEUS

immediate response of, "Go FUCK yourself!"

Shades of Iron Sheik.