@Typo-MAGAshiv

Dude. Are you trying to make me cry right now? Because…well…

Ahem.

Never mind...

@Stigma when that sort of shit happens to me, I'll usually act slightly amused and say something like "you're awfully trusting". If they keep at it too much, especially if they start telling me shit I don't want to know, I'll straight up tell them that I don't want to know.

@Baron

Matt Forney

I vaguely remember that guy. If memory serves, he wasn't that good.

in fact in fact literally actually thoroughly literally

Little tip on writing: try not to be redundant and/or excessively wordy. If omitting a word doesn't change the meaning of a sentence, then omit it.

@deeplydisturbed dude, this is a big part of my growth

I was never a "tool guy" when I was young. I was good at academics and athletics, but not that sort of thing.

When I was in my 20s and early 30s, I just threw money at shit that needed repairing. I could put on my spare tire and change my own oil, and that was just about all.

Once I got a couple of years into the apprenticeship for my trade, I became a lot more handy.

Over the years since, I've repaired a washing machine, a dryer, fixed a lot of other small shit around the house, and then that riding mower this past weekend.

Learning this shit was a huge departure from my comfort zone, and the knowledge has paid immense dividends.

@deeplydisturbed lmao no, I was already permanently suspended from reddit before I learned about the Shrek memes

And it's not a fetish!

Shrek is love.

Shrek is LIFE.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

You got banned for your gay shrek fetish. I was banned because I slapped bitches with my words.

Two different things.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Good on you for doing man shit bro.

@throwaway_old_guy

Cancer would be listed as the reason of Death, I know it was the thousand small things that drained his life and will to live.

God damn.

@Kloi this is the sort of experience that leads men who don't remember their journey to give the terrible advice "just be yourself!".