2d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
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@First-light I have this strange urge to give her my lunch money and then drop to my knees and lick her shoes

Will that help?

2d ago  The Hub
@Butthead
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2d ago  The Hub
@Butthead

@FinalFormal2 just don't be alone with her

This smells like one of the following will happen: damaging rumors start even if nothing happens, she makes a false accusation against you, or you two give into temptation and "it just happened, tee-hee!"

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2d ago  The Hub
@Butthead

@deeplydisturbed vcards for everyone in this thread and

Fags

@Vermillion-Rx @chadinthemaking69

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3d ago  The Hub
Trillionaire Mod

@chadinthemaking69

C'mon man don't dox @typo-MAGAshiv like that (he's the one on the right)

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3d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Your only solution is to channel Gregory and become an asshole.

The trifecta of successful loner love stories is bullies, crushes, and assholes

When your asshole strength outmatches her bully strength, you will steal her as your crush

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4d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Calling people fags is cringe.

This post is cringe. Wuh happin soob?

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4d ago  The Hub
@Butthead

@SamAnders1995 it's instinctive behavior, not rational behavior.

They might not even consciously realize some of what they're doing.

4d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
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what do I do?! My bully is my crush!

[askTRP] [somewhat repetitive spam]

Hello everyone, I am a high schooler for a fact who is moreover bullied. Shocking twist: instead of stealing my crush, my bully is my crush!

Every time she makes fun of my Dragonball Pokachu shirt and calls me a nerd, I get a shame boner I have to hide.

Every time she hands back graded papers for the teacher, she presses her boobs into the back of my head and then loudly calls me a pervert!

She dumped her milk on me at lunch, and I feel both humiliated and aroused!

WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!

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4d ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
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@Vermillion-Rx a'ight, I'm not going along on this one because you inadvertently pushed one of my buttons

"Cringe".

What an effeminate word.

What a faggy, effeminate, emotional word.

People who say "cringe" are even gayer than people who say "rizz".

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