@First-light I have this strange urge to give her my lunch money and then drop to my knees and lick her shoes
Will that help?
@FinalFormal2 just don't be alone with her
This smells like one of the following will happen: damaging rumors start even if nothing happens, she makes a false accusation against you, or you two give into temptation and "it just happened, tee-hee!"
C'mon man don't dox @typo-MAGAshiv like that (he's the one on the right)
Your only solution is to channel Gregory and become an asshole.
The trifecta of successful loner love stories is bullies, crushes, and assholes
When your asshole strength outmatches her bully strength, you will steal her as your crush
@SamAnders1995 it's instinctive behavior, not rational behavior.
They might not even consciously realize some of what they're doing.
[askTRP] [somewhat repetitive spam]
Hello everyone, I am a high schooler for a fact who is moreover bullied. Shocking twist: instead of stealing my crush, my bully is my crush!
Every time she makes fun of my Dragonball Pokachu shirt and calls me a nerd, I get a shame boner I have to hide.
Every time she hands back graded papers for the teacher, she presses her boobs into the back of my head and then loudly calls me a pervert!
She dumped her milk on me at lunch, and I feel both humiliated and aroused!
@Vermillion-Rx a'ight, I'm not going along on this one because you inadvertently pushed one of my buttons
"Cringe".
What an effeminate word.
What a faggy, effeminate, emotional word.
People who say "cringe" are even gayer than people who say "rizz".