2w ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!

Per your request, @wahmyn.

  • why is your face blurry? Was one of your parents a dust storm?

  • dress has wrinkles on it

  • purse strap changes colors

  • background is even blurrier than your face. Your photographer sucked!

  • cankles already starting to form

  • I hate cobblestone roads

final verdict: 2/10, #WouldNotBang #WNB

//// addendum - I'd hate to see you 30 pounds heavier. You've probably dropped to 0/10.

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4w ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!

Test

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
Not asking for much

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Does anyone want to buy a used shovel from me?

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang

@Typo-MAGAshiv The fact you favorited your own post and this post in particular is just the comical icing on the cake.

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!
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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!

next entry is Kagney Linn Karter. I'd never heard of her before this post from @Goingthedistance. After a brief bit of research, allow me to expound on the reasons I am rejecting her:

  • nice stance. Are you a little teapot?! I mean, you're certainly short and stout. There's your handle, but you lack a spout.

  • speaking of stout, lose some weight, fatty. I bet your tits are only that big because your restrictive undergarments are pushing your ample bellyfat upwards.

  • what's with the retarded purse with no handles or straps? You just carry it like that all day? How retarded.

  • AVN Awards. A porn star. She's had more cock go through her than Tyson Chicken.

  • nice dress. What's with the glittery sparkles and multi-directional stripes? Was the dress designed by a developmentally disabled kindergartener?

  • trout-pouty lips and surrounding lines suggest lots of cosmetic surgery. Too bad it didn't help.

final verdict: 2/10. #WouldNotBang #WNB

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang

@Typo-MAGAshiv

  • avoid - moles indicate your offspring will be a cancer of society or will get one
  • avoid - acts like a single, post wall mom - displays titties, sports tight spandex and at the same time complains that she doesn't want to be sexualised [her lips at the time of the shot clearly say 'misogyny has to end']
  • probably also have sex covered in sheets with a hole, to avoid being sexualised
  • obvious fake hair to thicken them up and cover aging skin on the neck - elbow skin out of the shot
  • bling in the ear to distract for the same reason, possibly with tiny laser beams shooting in all directions to disrupt photo quality

1/10 #wnb

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!
  • is that a pimple on her arm?! eeeeeewww!

  • lots of moles on her arm, too.

  • there's that open-mouthed downy look again

  • slight underbite

  • nice dye job, toots. We can see all your brown roots.

  • odd additional piercing in ear

  • oh shit, there's a mole on her face too

  • her top is wrinkled

final verdict: 2/10, #WouldNotBang #WNB

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!
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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang

@Typo-MAGAshiv she isn't able to stay within the lines when colouring in her lips, therefore WNB

Is wearing a napkin instead of a skirt, therefore WNB

Hair is shorter on one side than the other, therefore WNB

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