2w ago  Would Not Bang
No woman is good enough!

@Vermillion-Rx

And you didn't mention the wrinkles in her skirt?

Step 1: reread the 4th bullet point down.

Step 2: have some vcards!

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2w ago  Would Not Bang
Not asking for much

@Typo-MAGAshiv

How am i just now seeing this??!

And you didn't mention the wrinkles in her skirt? Drops her to a 1/10 WNB imo. Fucking unacceptable if the potential mother of my kids can't iron some god forsaken half tailored fabric

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2w ago  Would Not Bang

@First-light aye

After a night of fun in the morning I was pissing at the long urinal and the dude noticed the smell emanating from under my skin

2w ago  Would Not Bang
No woman is good enough!

@Vermillion-Rx your loss.

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2w ago  Would Not Bang
Not asking for much

@Typo-MAGAshiv

2/10 would not eat

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2w ago  Would Not Bang
No woman is good enough!

@SwarmShawarma I might do this one later today or tomorrow

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2w ago  Would Not Bang
No woman is good enough!

@Vermillion-Rx

Who puts cheese on fish fuck that shit

You uncultured philistine!

Parmesan crusted tilapia.

Tuna melt.

Fish tacos.

Shrimp fajitas.

Various fish sandwiches.

Oooh, cheddar shrimp grits.

Yeah, you suck.

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2w ago  Would Not Bang
No woman is good enough!

@First-light

Would totally bang this one

There's no accounting for taste. She's an unfuckable mess!

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2w ago  Would Not Bang

@SwarmShawarma I like a girl who will sit on it even if its a bit cheesy. Some are all fussy and make you wash it.

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2w ago  Would Not Bang

@Typo-MAGAshiv Would totally bang this one -if I could find the girl inside the mannikin. But is there one there? She just looks vacant and affected. Did a demon of Tic tok suck the soul out of her through her phone screen when she was 13 leaving only an image?

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