1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
Not asking for much

@Typo-MAGAshiv

I use dark mode, and that's not what made that difficult to read

I was taking a dig at this post

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!

@Vermillion-Rx I use dark mode, and that's not what made that difficult to read

Rather it was the vomit all over my screen from having to see that hideous beast of a woman again

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
Not asking for much

@Typo-MAGAshiv

-10/10 WNB

Negative 10 for you dark mode fucks who struggle to see my negative sign of sheer disapproval

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
Not asking for much

@Typo-MAGAshiv fucking disgusting, I was eating

Get this shit off my timeline, gross. She needs a paper bag or a plastic surgeon ffs

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1mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!

This post inspired by this comment in which @lurkerhasarisen said:

A woman who looks like Emily Ratajkowski can easily have her pick among extremely desirable bachelors

While I'm no eligible bachelor, let's put his assertion to the test.

  • lips are kind of trout-pouty

  • lips are also simultaneously shiny and dry-looking. wtf?

  • smile lines! She must be at least 25! What an ancient crone!

  • her top is wrinkled

  • the nearby tablecloths are also wrinkled

  • a yellow rose? What kind of uncouth monsters run that restaurant?!

final verdict: 2/10, #WouldNotBang #WNB

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2mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!
  • black

final verdict: 2/10. #WouldNotBang #WNB

2mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!

Revisiting this thread.

  • black

final verdict: 2/10. #WouldNotBang #WNB

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2mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!
  • hair is kind of stringy with some hairs out of place

  • weird side-eye. What is she looking at?

  • nose is a little crooked

  • I hate that open-mouth look. Is she trying to catch flies? Or are her buckteeth too big to close her mouth?

  • shoulders and decolletage look kind of bony

  • weird shadows from both being in the woods and how bony she is

  • why is she in the woods anyway? Trying to trap kids with her gingerbread house?

final verdict: 2/10, #WouldNotBang #WNB

3mo ago  Would_Not_Bang
No woman is good enough!

@Vermillion-Rx I had thought that was a trick of the horizontal stripes

Good catch

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3mo ago  Would_Not_Bang

@Typo-MAGAshiv Who is this guy again?

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