@TryingToReform goddamn, dude
For the love of titties, broseph, all the silly shit within the copypasta is a clue that it's a joke ("gorilla warfare" ffs).
Learn to lighten up and take a joke.
Bois. Please keep your squabble to a minimum on public square
Ex alpha is in the past but yeah it got its place in sperg of the month for that month so unfortunately you're going to have to deal with it and hopefully you can look back at it and laugh but hois keep the shite to a minimum on public square