@Desaint Sounds like a shit test.

I'm torn on what the right response is to such a bratty self entitled bitch. One the one hand she is giving green light to a smash, on the other hand she is clearly signalling that she is a cunt. There are two possible responses:

Option 1: give her the old fashioned B&G (bang and ghost). Bang her good and proper, come in her face (go for the eyes) then wipe your cock on her curtains, light up a smoke and just leave.

Option 2: turn her down. Its quite rare for men to turn down women, and when we do, we do it so politely. Would be nice to simply reject a women like this by saying something like

a) Oh, I wasn't thinking 'boyfriend', trust me! b) I don't think anyone would imagine that you and I could ever be in an LTR. (when she pushes you on why - just say well, I mean, you're not rich or famous, are you?) c) just tell that she's not your type (when she pushes you, tell her that you prefer women that are slim / dont' have facial hair / smell nice)

Finally getting around to this submission from @chantfire.

Hey, this isn't the first woman you posted who was holding a tray of food! You got a fetish or what?

Anyway, on to this travesty of womanhood, unworthy of even a pump and dump!

• nice ring. Are you going to try to summon Captain Planet?

• there are lines near her eyes! That means she's probably over 23. What a decrepit old hag! Someone call the nursing home and tell them a patient escaped!

• the orange slices are cut unevenly! What kind of uncultured swine wants orange slices of varying thickness? (Thanks @Lone_Ranger)

These next 5 dings were brought to us by @lurkerhasarisen:

• Asymmetric hair. She looks like she's going to tip over like a drunk floozy at closing time.

• Cheap plastic jewelry. What is she: 6 years old?

• A mouth like that possessed girl in the movie, "Smile" right before she slashes her own throat with a pottery shard. The last time I saw a mouth like that IRL it had a hook in it.

• Fruits and vegetables on the same tray!?!?! What kind of psycho does that?

• Cross-eyed like a wombat.

I think we can unanimously agree:

FINAL VERDICT: 2/10. #WouldNotBang. #WNB.