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Lone_Ranger
16 hours ago The Public Square
@Typo-MAGAshiv Yeah, he needs to repeat this experiment, but this time, come in on a white horse and wearing full armour. Then he needs to get down on his knees. That'll do it!
Typo-MAGAshiv @Butthead
about a day ago The Public Square
@Lone_Ranger "this always works in the movies. I'm sure she'll swoon and requite my love!"
Lone_Ranger
about a day ago The Public Square
@darktriaddassrape 'killing time' is a terrible idea. Its all we have on this planet, in this life.
Try and do something that will build yourself. Nothing feels as good as success. Education is better than entertainment.
Lone_Ranger
about a day ago The Public Square
@Desaint Sounds like a shit test.
I'm torn on what the right response is to such a bratty self entitled bitch. One the one hand she is giving green light to a smash, on the other hand she is clearly signalling that she is a cunt. There are two possible responses:
Option 1: give her the old fashioned B&G (bang and ghost). Bang her good and proper, come in her face (go for the eyes) then wipe your cock on her curtains, light up a smoke and just leave.
Option 2: turn her down. Its quite rare for men to turn down women, and when we do, we do it so politely. Would be nice to simply reject a women like this by saying something like
a) Oh, I wasn't thinking 'boyfriend', trust me! b) I don't think anyone would imagine that you and I could ever be in an LTR. (when she pushes you on why - just say well, I mean, you're not rich or famous, are you?) c) just tell that she's not your type (when she pushes you, tell her that you prefer women that are slim / dont' have facial hair / smell nice)
Read MoreTypo-MAGAshiv No woman is good enough!
2 days ago Would_Not_Bang
Finally getting around to this submission from @chantfire.
Hey, this isn't the first woman you posted who was holding a tray of food! You got a fetish or what?
Anyway, on to this travesty of womanhood, unworthy of even a pump and dump!
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nice ring. Are you going to try to summon Captain Planet?
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there are lines near her eyes! That means she's probably over 23. What a decrepit old hag! Someone call the nursing home and tell them a patient escaped!
- the orange slices are cut unevenly! What kind of uncultured swine wants orange slices of varying thickness? (Thanks @Lone_Ranger)
These next 5 dings were brought to us by @lurkerhasarisen:
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Asymmetric hair. She looks like she's going to tip over like a drunk floozy at closing time.
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Cheap plastic jewelry. What is she: 6 years old?
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A mouth like that possessed girl in the movie, "Smile" right before she slashes her own throat with a pottery shard. The last time I saw a mouth like that IRL it had a hook in it.
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Fruits and vegetables on the same tray!?!?! What kind of psycho does that?
- Cross-eyed like a wombat.
I think we can unanimously agree:
FINAL VERDICT: 2/10. #WouldNotBang. #WNB.
Read MoreWhisper Comically Serious
2 days ago The Public Square
Only in the metaphorical sense, but if we confine ourselves to that, it is somewhat apt.
Lone_Ranger
3 days ago The Public Square
@MentORPHEUS 100% agree. Being 'hot' is the downfall of women. They get treated like queens just for existing, for about 8 years of their lives. Then they get ignored, and they go insane. I would never marry or date a 'hot' woman. Total nightmare in a box.
Lone_Ranger
3 days ago The Public Square
@deeplydisturbed He is trying to tell his co-worker something - that he doesn't want to smash. This is clearly work place harassment. Can you imagine if we reversed the genders? Imagine if a man sidled up to a woman in the office and said "I have some condoms btw".
He'd be fired for sure.