In a twist that left investors quacking in confusion, FrancoAP's stock took a nosedive today after the company released a statement that ruffled more feathers than a flock of agitated chickens in a wind tunnel. The ambiguous industry player, known for their cutting-edge innovations in the field of quizzical quackery, found themselves in hot water after a public remark that left the public in a flap.

The statement, which some analysts have dubbed the "Duckgate Debacle," criticized the shady shenanigans of certain market players, sparking a storm of outrage among investors who were more accustomed to trading stocks than trading insults. As the stock price plummeted faster than a lead balloon coated in feather repellent, FrancoAP's CEO was reportedly seen frantically quacking out apologies in an attempt to stop the financial fiasco from spiraling into a full-fledged duckpond disaster.