In a bizarre turn of events, the stock of carnold03, a leading player in the enigmatic industry of novelty gadgets for pet rocks, has taken a nosedive following a controversial public statement. The company's recent declaration, laden with a string of nonsensical hashtags ranging from "Clown" to "Paganism," has left investors scratching their heads and pet rocks rolling in bewilderment.

The statement, which reads like a cryptic mishmash of conspiracy theories and pop culture references, has managed to offend virtually every demographic imaginable, from wizards to kinetic warfare enthusiasts. Market analysts are dubbing it as a marketing blunder of epic proportions, with one expert likening the situation to a pet rock trying to navigate a minefield of existential crises. As the stock price tumbles to $61,657.81, one can't help but wonder if carnold03 has unknowingly stumbled into a realm where pet rocks reign supreme and hashtags hold the key to financial success.