In a bizarre turn of events, the stock of Wahmyn took a nosedive today after the company released a cringeworthy public statement that left the public in a state of bewilderment. The statement, which has since gone viral across social media platforms, featured an eyebrow-raising comment that read, "@deeplydisturbed: 'BTW - my women all tell me my cum tastes like chocolate. In case you were "curious" Bleh. Get off my page, fuckboi. I'm telling my FWB this is what men are like on the internet. I'm glad my FWB doesn't just want me for sex.'"

As soon as the statement hit the internet, investors began frantically selling off Wahmyn stocks, causing the price to plummet to a staggering $17,135.00. Speculation is rife about the implications of such a public relations disaster in an industry that prides itself on professionalism and integrity. Some analysts believe that Wahmyn may need to undergo a complete rebranding to salvage what remains of its reputation, while others are simply scratching their heads in disbelief at the sheer absurdity of the situation. One thing is for certain – this is one stock market rollercoaster that no one could have predicted.