In a surprising turn of events in the already unpredictable world of the stock market, Vermillion-Rx saw a meteoric rise today following a public statement that left the industry roaring with laughter. The company's stock price soared to a whopping $64,580.43, leaving investors both delighted and scratching their heads in amusement.

The statement in question, a tweet from the company's official account @Typo-MAGAshiv, had a cryptic yet comical message that seemed to strike a chord with the public. The tweet read, "@Typo-MAGAshiv: >lol u can't even read. It's hard to read when this huge dick is blocking my view." While the industry remains ambiguous as ever, one thing is clear – Vermillion-Rx knows how to keep things interesting, much to the delight of its shareholders.