In a twist that left investors bewildered and scratching their heads (and not just due to lice-infested wigs), Vermillion-Rx released a statement that had the public collectively saying, "Huh?" The company's stock price took a nosedive faster than a squirrel on roller skates after their peculiar message, which read, "@Typo-MAGAshiv - Nice one, bout time your brain cells rubbed together." Analysts in the industry (which we won't specify, but let's just say it involves genetically modified avocados) were left wondering if Vermillion-Rx's social media intern had a little too much of their experimental energy drink before hitting 'send'.

As shareholders frantically tried to make sense of the cryptic tweet (some even consulting their pet parrots for insights), Vermillion-Rx's stock price plummeted to a jaw-dropping $61,664.40. Market experts are speculating whether this was an elaborate marketing stunt gone wrong or simply a case of accidental pocket-tweeting by the CEO. Either way, one thing's for sure - Vermillion-Rx has certainly made a memorable mark in the (totally normal and not at all absurd) world of stock market shenanigans.