@Vermillion-Rx Just don't count the fatties, and that alone should easily slash your notch count by at least half.
@Vermillion-Rx Just put the rapist parking at the far end of the lot. Problem solved.
There are two male positions regarding having children's and they overlap significantly with the two political positions, right vs left: those that want a woman in order to have children, and those that are prepared to give children to a woman, in order to have her ("as an expression of their love").
There's a third position too, which is the one where you accidentally knock up your girlfriend, and go: "Fuck it. Guess I'll do this now".
Mother, do you think she's good enough for me? Mother, do you think she's dangerous to me? Mother, will she tear your little boy apart? Ooh, aah, mother, will she break my heart?
Hush now, baby, baby, don't you cry Mama's gonna check out all your girlfriends for you Mama won't let anyone dirty get through Mama's gonna wait up 'til you get in Mama will always find out where you've been Mamma's gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Ooh, babe, ooh, babe, ooh, babe You'll always be a baby to me
I don’t want kids or a wife
Then you're making a big deal out of nothing.
My worry is that I invest in her and her past comes back to haunt me.
If you don't have kids, you haven't invested much anyways, and you're free to erase her from your life the minute she starts acting up.
I don’t think she’ll cheat, but you never know
No kids, no marriage, no cohabitation, no problem. If it happens, next. Simple as.
What can I do to protect myself from the potential of this ending badly?
No kids, no marriage, no cohabitation means you're legally and financially protected. The rest is just feelz, which is every man's responsibility to handle anyways (whether it's this or that).
Worrying this much about what might go wrong is weak - especially when there isn't a lit of real risk in what you (say you) want anyways.
Just wrap it, and chill.
Read MoreWhy are gays and women often besties and men and lesbians most of the time enemies
In order to find the answer, you need to ask the right question (ref. True Detective). So let's try and reframe that, shall we?
Why are happy, fun guys and women often besties, and men and miserable, spiteful women most of the time enemies?
Eureka!
@Goingthedistance If so, that's the most embarrassing bit about this entire story.
a woman (or whatever he she they is)
"Stay away, you idiot! That's not a dog, it's some kind of....thing!! It's only imitating a dog!"