@Durek_The_Bald haha, never saw that one
"Reno 911" was best enjoyed in small doses. One occasional episode was fine, but I couldn't stand much more in a single sitting.
r/semenretention or r/nofap (...) Just nut you retards (...) nofap retainers
Too much fapping is not good (...) 2-3 times a month (...) I personally find sweet spot of retaining 10 days, after that Im happy to choke the bishop
I mean, anything can be bad (...) as long as you're relieving your tension (...) I notice that if I go more than a week (...) retainer idiots (...) just release their tension
Tell me you jerk it often (...) nothing wrong with beating the meat several times a day (...) doing it right now
He's from Reno 911. No pants, and nose full of cocaine. Gets told be the officers at the scene to put on a pair of pants. Quickly escalates from "ain't no law that says a man's gotta wear pants" to "YOU PUT ON A PAIR OF PANTS, YOU PUT ON TWO PAIRS OF PANTS!".
@Durek_The_Bald oh. I was really hoping it was an actual line said by that guy in a movie or something.
@Typo-MAGAshiv God, there are so many layers to it, I hardly know where to begin. The importance of proper punctuation, the dangers of drugs, the futility of argumentativeness. But more than anything, it's a commentary on the state of society, and how we all live in one.
Either that, or just pointless silliness with a funny face on it.
@diyar I liked this. You have a good attitude/mindset, which is reflected in the perspective of the field report ("I"/"me" vs. "they"/"her"). This is a good example of what being your own mental point of origin (ref. Rollo) can look like.
I chatted with girl (super sweet person but not attractive) about her unusual name. What was special about this interaction: I was in a bad mood, my common vulnerable victim mood, that normally paralyzes me preventing me from getting anything done or being interested in ANY social interaction. Yet I forced myself to talk with her and talk about something completely trivial and unimportant. This interaction actually did help pull me out of my bad mood
I particularly liked this bit. Many would've spent a lot of energy on trying to psycho-analyse what she may or may not have gotten out of it, and have that be the judge of the situation. So it's refreshing to see someone not spending a single fuck on that.
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