@Lionsmane8 perhaps.

One thing I've observed over the past 20-25 years is that atheists tend to proselytize far more than any religious people.

And that includes Jehovah's Witnesses!

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Hmmm, is that why he sounds "preachy"?

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Ima sully m'lady's throat

@Blackphillip55

The way to deal with overbearing people (parents and relatives included) is to say "sure, sure, of course, wtv you want" and then do whatever you actually want.

@Lionsmane8 be sure to throw your cloak down across any mud puddles you encounter so that m'lady doesn't sully her dainty shoes.

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Jeez i forgot about that. Let me take note. Should i also take her watch the latest romcom and buy her an oversize plushie that says "i looovz uuu" when you squeeze it?

@Lionsmane8 yes, but you have to be crying about something as you present the flowers to show how you're sensitive and shit.

@Lone_Ranger

What about flowers, my oneitis said that flowers are the way to a woman's heart.

@Lionsmane8

"Fuckboys" are that, nowadays.

Boyfriends are unpaid handymen.

@Desaint

Boyfriends are a socially acceptable and legally non constraining way for women to fuck.