Went on a date last night.

Brought her flowers and chocolates. Also wore my fedora for a +1 SMV boost.

Tipped my fedora at the bar tender as I arrive and called her m'lady. Instant social proof and pre-selection established.

We sat and talked for a while about my feelings and how much I respect women. After 34 minutes (I timed on my smartwatch) her body language - cross armed, mostly on her phone - indicated she was ready for the next step.

I then began the fool-proof playbook playbook, courtesy of @Typo-MAGAshiv

By the time I handed her the onion, she asked if she could come back to my place.

We get to my place and I show her my collection of funko pops. Bitches love funko pops.

I then proceed with the guide, fall to my knees and start crying.

As expected, after my snow angels (done slowly for extra alpha-ness) the lightswitch effect kicks in and she goes from mildly interested to sexually charged nympho.

She asks me to remove my fedora and if I have a condom. Obviously a a test of frame.

I tell her "Baby, the fedora stays on".

I don't have any condoms. I do this purposely as an example of pre selection because obviously I get so much pussy. So instead I use a chocolate bar wrapper I had on the side from earlier.

After 3 pumps the deed is done. For newbies - any longer and any pleasure the woman receives will be interpreted as weak frame. You must show your prime seed is ready to be delivered swiftly and that you don't care about her pleasure.

She hurriedly leaves. Good, I don't need plates wasting my valuable time. I need to call my discord waifu shortly.

I call her and she doesn't answer. No worry. I leave a 10 minute voicemail telling her that I love her and that we were destined to be together.

She hasn't returned my calls and looks like she has blocked me, but probably just playing hard to get.

All in all, decent lay and a good field report from newbies.