@Antelope please tell me this isn't fucking real.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

@adam-l Well, MPs are fueled by caffeine and hate.

@lurkerhasarisen 21 years? Damn impressive. Ill hit 20 here in a few.

Then I'm OUT.

@Typo-MAGAshiv retirement.

@Problematic_Browser damn man, that's harsh

@Problematic_Browser congrats! Retiring, or just ETS?

@Typo-MAGAshiv 5 more and I'm done.

@Problematic_Browser

we keep coming back

Not me anymore.

yeah, it didn't work out.

@Typo-MAGAshiv we aren't psychopaths but we are, as a friend put it, just like battered wives.

The army keeps slapping us around and we keep coming back because it says it loves us.

@Blackhawk2765 I NEVER work out with women:

1. They're a distraction
2. They're fucking useless when I'm trying to lift heavy