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lurkerhasarisen
409 v-cards? I assume that’s a reference to the cleaning products, “Formula 409”,
Yes, use the 409 to clean up your act, you incel!
And like discussed elsewhere in this thread, you can't make a mom joke without including this pic of rocks saying "ooooooh!". Dot Red bylaws and shit.
@Vermillion-Rx and @lurkerhasarisen:
The @deeplydisturbed one is right; you two forgot to do the rocks saying "oooooh!" and are thus in violation of trp.red bylaws and shit.
Not to mention, you've ruined my totally non-biased, completely scientific survey!
@adam-l totally agree with that, and that Aristotle quote was thrown around a lot by various leaders I came across in the Army while they were developing their subordinate leaders.
I'll admit I'm not too savvy on the military specifics so my metaphor might be off
One should always be careful to know what words and phrases mean before using them.
Right, @lurkerhasarisen?
I’m so wiped out out that I gave coitus tokens rather than v-cards.
My travel schedule is NUTS, and I’m in a hotel right now. I get swamped in family drama when I am home between trips, and since it’s St Patrick’s Day and I’m incredibly jet lagged I’m a little bit tipsy.
So screw you very much: I’m going to bed…
… WITH TYPO’S MOM!
409 v-cards? I assume that’s a reference to the cleaning products, “Formula 409”, although the connection strikes me as being tenuous. I’ll try again:
1) I’m not an incel: ask your mom.
2) I don’t hate your mom.
3) Your mom ruined me for other women.
4) Your mom says I’m like the son she never had.
5) Your mom did.
1) why are you an incel?
Because roasties only want 7/7/7 Chads and ignore any guy who isn’t.
2) why do you hate women?
I JUST TOLD YOU!
3) what the FUCK is wrong with you?
I’m only 6’11”. Roasties won’t give short kings like me a second look.
4) why don't you ManUp already?!
BECAUSE IT’S OVER!
5) who hurt you?!
Your MOM!
A) I didn't see this before. In the future when you want to run a profile by mods for approval for a forum and subreddit post, can you tag me, @moorekom, @lurkerhasarisen, and @woodsmoke? We're currently the most active on here, and tagging us makes your post less likely to be overlooked.
B) yes, this fits the "bailout" flair quite nicely. censor her Instagram handle in accordance with rule 6 before posting to the forum and crossposting to reddit.
@lurkerhasarisen Poe's Law strikes again
In this particular case, a lot depends on if that woman was joking with @Vermillion-Rx and he didn't catch it.
I mean, it's also possible that the dude just wanted to be pampered and needed a huggy after a rough day to help restore his serenity.
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