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MentORPHEUS
Avatar is Morpheus, God of Dreams.

@MentORPHEUS it's empowering. Check your privilege, you bigot.
How have you never seen this guy?
I've seen him, but only on YouTube shorts.
I recall commenting on one, "does this guy ever say anything or add any actual content? Or does he just emote at the camera like a chick?" (back to this in a moment)
Someone replied that it was pretty much all he did in the shorts, but that his full-length videos had actual commentary or whatever.
Back to "emote like a chick": some e-thot has stolen his shtick, and of course wears nothing under her reflective vest so that her cleavage is quite visible. I'm sure her popularity has eclipsed his, because tits.
I don't see them wearing hardhats, safety glasses, and reflective vests as fashion accessories.
How have you never seen this guy? Ambiguously beta/gay in looks, but his content seldom fails to induce laughs and sometimes gasps.
I'm bidding in a heavy equipment auction, and like 2 hours in got to thinking, what if the dating market and picking up of women was handled in the manner and cadence of a professional auctioneer?
Five figure earner HERE, Dinner at a nice place, dinna dinna dippida Dinner at a nice place Nice place. Then we take a WALK, walka walka WALK, Then we go to my place, My place... Got an 8 HERE can I get a 9 Get a 9. Going with an 8, gonna get a 9 get a 9 Nippita nippita 9. 9! Lemme see a 10 see a 10, Gotta 9. Gotta 9 Gotta 9 gonna get a 10 get a 10...
I've long heard the sneering complaint that *Lingerie is demeaning and degrading to women and is a tool of men/patriarchy/misogyny etc ad nauseum.
So I had a lot of time to kill waiting in the parking lot of the Vet, and a few doors down was a big store called Lovers that had rack after gondola of "sexy/slinky/frilly" lingerie and the like. What caught my eye was the big poster in the front window, with a chunky mid model grinning in a minimalist sexy outfit, with the Rainbow and a slogan like "Pride of Beauty." It seemed a case of cognitive dissonance, pushing lingerie etc to lesbians.
FWIW, the store looked dead, the type of franchise concept that I can't imagine how they make rent every month. The kind of operation where the real money is selling franchises to people with more optimism than business sense, PLUS a deep pocket spouse with money to burn when it gets her out of the damn house on the daily.
Am I OOTL, and women have collectively made peace with sexy lingerie, or at least made a carve out when the enjoyment of it is not penis-tainted?
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Woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.
What's worse than running with scissors? Scissoring with the runs.
What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts.
What did one saggy titty say to the other saggy titty? We’d better get some support quick, before people think we’re nuts.
What the difference between jelly & jam? You can’t jelly your dick in her ass.
Big department store manager is training a new apprentice in the concept of The Related Sale. If someone is looking for a razor or shaving cream, ask him How are you fixed for blades?
Just then a man walked in and sheepishly said he needed a box of tampons for his wife. The manager sends the lad to help him then gets on a long phone call. Comes out to see the man leaving loaded down with thousands in gear and tackle.
Manager says That's amazing... he came in for tampons, how did you sell him all that???
Trainee says, I applied what you taught me about Related Sale. Told him, looks like nothing going on around your house this weekend, how about a nice fishing trip?
@Typo-MAGAshiv if he's stupid enough to post it here on a Men's site, this sperg-burglar is surely spamming every free dating site and forum as well. The Catfishers, actual women, and other bad faith players will leech onto him and wise him up the long and hard way.
@Typo-MAGAshiv hopefully because they're all busy getting some. I especially hope that for u/clasvr.
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Avatar is Morpheus, God of Dreams.