@MentORPHEUS The first that you faggots did after getting a little stir crazy was to start challenging each other to a real Internet fight. Its like the dudes at the club starting to fight ten minutes after all of the pretty girls went home. Coincidentally my small company just nuked itself over absolutely nothing because the stress is so high that its shredded their minds. I'll have to wait days or possibly as long as some weeks for the company to reform after they all realize that they are being retarded. Its all baked into the penis-frosted cake.

@MentORPHEUS I've started comforting the people here with pictures of stuffed animals. It seemed to really have calmed people down. Just because you are big and alpha doesn't mean that some kind reassuring words can't help you to get through another day.

@MentORPHEUS I would just like to point out that this isn't me, because I don't play the keys. /carry on.

@MentORPHEUS You know what this is; a comforting parental figure for a generation that has faced nothing of note. Weeks ago they were worried to death over WW3, before that it was NK nukes, before that it was some other bullshit.

Fear is the currency of the day and they make millions off it. The solution is harder than average guy can handle: he pisses himself at the idea of being a strong Father leading a strong family. No, no. instead he will bitch and moan about divorce laws, family court, the economy, the schools, blah fuckin blah blah blah. Average guy needs to get a grip on reality instead of spending the later half of his life staring at the void with no legacy to speak of.

Advertisers have started running commercials with an emotional sideband of blatant paternal comforting. Toyota is reassuring, "We're here for you now, and in the good times to come!" A local BMW dealer concludes with, "Together, we'll get through this... I promise." goes out for cigarettes IRL

@tb87670 See? This gay post physique shit got me doxxed now. Fuck.

@GayLubeOil Fine. I don't know why you guys are so obsessed with each others' physique, and please don't make a bunch of photoshops again.

Funny Coronavirus song: Stay the fuck at home! (NSFW lyrics)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0-2xxghixk&feature=youtu.be

A COVID-19 Admonition ***EXPLICIT

Stay the Fuck at Home Lyric by Chris Franklin (see https://youtu.be/sP40WX-nRcU) | YouTube

@GayLubeOil

If you disapprove of something then we know that it is good. That's why these convos take place to figure out our orientation

How is this not admitting you have no objective standards and that you measure your position and worth relative to people like me?

@Chaddeus_Rex Asking Grandpa to show you how to look up a posting history on the internet?