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MentORPHEUS
@redpillschool Basically Elder Abuse.
I'm not a Democrat nor a Biden fan, but I do remember when he had more of his wits about him. I'll probably never get tired of this Songified version of the 2012 VP debates.
I actively repelled gold diggers. I've always driven a modest sedan, and also dressed like a bit of a slob. It served me well.
I worked a blue collar profession and tended to look the part even when away from work. Strong filter!
When I opened my own business, suddenly gold diggers took a previously unknown interest in me. Plot twist: I was even MORE BROKE during the start-up years, and by the time I actually had money, my detectors and filters had gotten better calibrated.
Schmoyoho is back with a Songified version of the debate, this time featuring Weird Al Yankovic! This might be the ONLY good, satisfying, and amusing thing to come out of that cluster-you-know-what of a debate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fNWHbnIn0g
Side note, I hope the chick on the guitar isn't the same one from their earlier videos! She was cute AF in their send-up of the 2012 debates, but must have spent the last 12 years ritually polluting herself.
@Vermillion-Rx Sheesh, it's pitching a product for infants to preschoolers yet written in the second person. By the way, kiddo, we take Visa, Master, and AMEX.
I sure hate all the Asian products pitched to the American market using tard-level AI copywriting. Only thing missing is a line about these onesies "Taking the world by storm."
@Vermillion-Rx hmm. Sometimes when you get to the root of a term, it's interesting what will turnip. Don't that just beet all?
CC: @mentorpheus because I know he'll want in on this
@Typo-MAGAshiv The makers of this toxic cooking oil had to do a PR campaign to give the plant an image/association makeover. They Canola just fuck off and die. Preferably of systemic inflammation.
@MentORPHEUS I wish I'd known how bad that was for you oilier in my life.
These remind me...
How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is over the little gland.
@MentORPHEUS why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 feet of an elementary school?
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