1mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
falls for shit-posts

@Vermillion-Rx

She's also fugly (but not fat I won't date a fatty) so she'll never leave me.

To quote someone

Mind as well date a pretty girl, as the ugly ones cheat too.

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1mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

Should I commit to a 2/10

[AskTRP] [Serious™ Question]

So know I have spent countless hours discussing at length how I'm only attracted to 9s and 10s and I'm in good shape too.

But I realized, I'm a successful young guy with his entire life ahead of him, all I need is a 2/10 with psychotic mental problems, which will keep things interesting. When she's in the psych ward it will give me at least 3 days of peace and grinding. Probably longer cause she's crazy.

Imagine being gauranteed 3-7 days away from your wife every couple months it's like a vacation. She's also fugly (but not fat I won't date a fatty) so she'll never leave me. Guys I'm fucking set.

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1mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

There's sixteen personality types and I have three that's means I'm part of the top 19% of folk that listen to indie rock whilst making sweet love to trees, and garden hoes. My life is awesome, If I'm not lazing around, I'm beating around the bush. I'm the coolest cat in town and my fir is black.

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1mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
owned by poo

AITAH for giving my wife an insincere complement?

She was feeling down, and so she asked me to give her a sincere compliment. I told her: "Your beard looks nice". I was lying though. Her beard doesn't look nice.

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1mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

@Vermillion-Rx I think the bigger question is:

Why do men think about fisting after they engage in conversation with you?

Ps. I've never been pegged before

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1mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

I thought you guys were joking about being fags on here, but you're actually gay?????

[AskTRP] [field report question]

I was DMing a user on here, in my DMs, about normal shit. All of a sudden he puts

I have never been fisted lmfao

I mean it was out of nowhere. He followed it up with what he "meant to say" with a bunch of asterisks.

Anyway I thought you guys were all joking around here about being geh fegs but one of y'all just blew your cover, this is geh site.

You guys were clever, devising a site that uses picking up women as cover in advanced, calculated graphic detail to hide the fact this is a geh page.

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2mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Sigma Oak Chadfux

@Durek_The_Bald Reading this extraordinary work of genius is one of those experiences like when you see a massive festering turd with strange coloured bits in it and wonder "What did that guy eat?"

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2mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

@Typo-MAGAshiv oh shit, I need to buy his latest 5 courses I'm slacking

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2mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Never Shit-Posts

@Vermillion-Rx

Is c00ming geigh as shit too?

According to the Chief of All Things Red Pill, Andrew Tate: unless you're making babies, then it's ghey as AIDS.

The Red Pill starts and stops with his every word, so you know it's true.

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2mo ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

is c00ming beta?

[AskTRP] [question for RP]

Guys I'm sorry for asking two questions in one day. I have decided to stop wearing condoms so that I don't keep fucking rubbers.

That being said is c00ming in of itself beta? Wouldn't a PURE alpha be totally aloof and not need sex? If I have to c00m at all that means I'm not aloof. I give a fuck and thus I'm a bitch. A true alpha would never c00m and be the master of his own mind

Is c00ming geigh as shit too?

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