1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
HB10 Ghoster

@Vermillion-Rx you need to sign up to 2 of my courses. Make sure you do it in the right order;

Mod1: Becoming a Number Hunter

Mod 2: Texting Like A Sex God

It's quite simple. Once you have learned the secret sauce, all you need to do is go on some Number Hunting expeditions, and then when you have a few, go somewhere quiet (basements are best) and 'unleash the beast' of texting.

You'll soon learn that 10s will not be able to resist your texting skills and will jump into an uber and come over to your place. All you do then is get them to kneel down, while you come all over their faces.

The final step is to ghost. This is a simple enough process of block / delete and move on.

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

I look like a cheeseburger, why don't 10s like me???

[AskTRP] [Retard Question]

Hey guise. I'm 100lbs overweight and my hair is greasy and i can't grow a beard so I'm just trying to pull off whatever mustache attempt i can with some scraggly hairs on my upper lip

Why don't 10s like me? Should i just learn dark triad or something? I want to nut on their face and ghost them, thnx!

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

@oowiw

No, that thug she left with took my frame with him :(

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

@Vermillion-Rx it's very hard to recover your frame, I'll be honest with you - most people will never see their frame again - did you write down it's serial # or can you find out what it was?

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

@Vermillion-Rx

I noticed that you "star" your own posts.. what a pussay!!!

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

@Lionsmane8

Fuck! I don't even like pegging that much

Ur scammer, I'm going to buy Andrew Tate's bootcamp now, he'll help me

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

@Vermillion-Rx

I'm sorry to say, but if Destiny already DM'd you, then you are an irredeemable beta bottom. All you can do at this point is get pegged on camera by your ex-gf while Destiny's wife pegs him.

Oh I forgot to mention, payments are non-refundable, expect your hoodie sometimes next week.

Thank you for your business!

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

@Lionsmane8

What if she gave me that look and laughed at the same time?

Okay I sent you $4,999.00 for GiGaChad course when do i get my girl's pussay back

Also Destiny DMd me already, what do I say to his offer to stream with me

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)

@Vermillion-Rx

Look, since she laughed, then there is a slim chance of getting her back. But you'll have to sign up for the 6 months express GiGaCHAD course for $4999.00. If you sign up now, I'll throw in a "You don't Know Me Son!" exclusive workout hoodie signed by David Goggins himself.

On the other hand if she gave you the look below, then there is no hope for you. You gave her lv.9 ick and she's now a vegetable.

Just get euthanised since you are now an irreddemable little beta bitch.. you might as well stream with Destiny... bitch.

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1w ago  TRP Shit-Posts (SATIRE)
Trillionaire Shitlord

Pulled out my Glock at the wrong angle, now everyone thinks I'm a bitch. How to recover frame?

[AskTRP] [Question for RP]

Last night some hooligans came up to me and my girl. They tried robbing us. I pulled out my Glock (self defense so this follows content policy, mods)

But i pulled out my Glock at a 13° angle on its axis instead of straight at my target. And my finger grip was not fully masculine. The assailants started laughing and my girl laughed.

I was so humiliated that i lowered the barrel and just let them rob me. My girl has broken up with me for one of the assailants.

How do i recover my frame and get my girl back?

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