A new 27yo hire at my job came back from the big city™ after being done fucking around with her college degree. Although we never interacted much (different departments) one day one of my boomer coworkers told me she was into me - I never paid attention so I wouldn't know. Next thing I know she's regularly in my face (23yo) and the boomers are trying to set us up for whatever reason, I guess the tradition there is that employees marry up eachother and we are all pretending to be a big family or whatever. Since I don't shit where I eat I stay friendly but politely give her signs to give it up. Boomer coworkers at this point are shaming me, labelling me as some kind of shy virgin - whatever, doesn't bother me, I'm not putting my d inside her.

Since gossip is currency the word goes around and it turns out she's having some sort of a fling with her 54yo coworker and I shit you not she's letting him hit on her publicly and while I don't blindly believe it - rumor has it she got/was almost groped, with witnesses of course. And from what I've seen personally there are more older dudes after her. What makes me chuckle is how she wasted her youth chasing useless degree, landing in a shitty ass job position around old perverts and instead of saving her last fertile youthful years she's having flings with random old dudes instead of looking for some beta Billy to save her from oblivion.

Then again I don't see her hitting it big. Mid face, unsexy body, random tattoos all over the place that remind me of my notebooks in high school, no real career. Honestly I feel pity for her, dunno if I should but I do.