@Bozza if she had said any of the "I'm a strong, independent woman!" crap, the "when are you taking me out to dinner" would have been a great opportunity to say something like "you're strong and independent, so why don't you take me out to dinner?"
When a chick gets that demanding at the beginning, may as well have some fun with it
@MidgetSpinner this would be good weekend content at the WAATGM forum, flaired "humor". Would you kindly post it there tomorrow, Saturday, or Sunday?
If you do so:
1) please censor his location
2) please censor his face and also underline, circle, or otherwise highlight some of the text in accordance with this announcement.
@Bozza her body, her choice, her consequences.
I stopped using it well before they got rid of that, but when they were letting men pay extra money to send a first message
Bumble had the most entitled sluts on their they never matched with me. My first 2 months on bumble i didn't get many but at least I got them
After that they would ghost if I had anything less than "looking for a relationship"
Even though these girls on bumble also had tinder and hinge. I just noticed simply being in bumble made them more entitled because it gave women two chances to reject you it was bullshit matching and expiring in 24 hours cause they didn't send a message
Went on a date last night.
Brought her flowers and chocolates. Also wore my fedora for a +1 SMV boost.
Tipped my fedora at the bar tender as I arrive and called her m'lady. Instant social proof and pre-selection established.
We sat and talked for a while about my feelings and how much I respect women. After 34 minutes (I timed on my smartwatch) her body language - cross armed, mostly on her phone - indicated she was ready for the next step.
I then began the fool-proof playbook playbook, courtesy of @Typo-MAGAshiv
By the time I handed her the onion, she asked if she could come back to my place.
We get to my place and I show her my collection of funko pops. Bitches love funko pops.
I then proceed with the guide, fall to my knees and start crying.
As expected, after my snow angels (done slowly for extra alpha-ness) the lightswitch effect kicks in and she goes from mildly interested to sexually charged nympho.
She asks me to remove my fedora and if I have a condom. Obviously a a test of frame.
I tell her "Baby, the fedora stays on".
I don't have any condoms. I do this purposely as an example of pre selection because obviously I get so much pussy. So instead I use a chocolate bar wrapper I had on the side from earlier.
After 3 pumps the deed is done. For newbies - any longer and any pleasure the woman receives will be interpreted as weak frame. You must show your prime seed is ready to be delivered swiftly and that you don't care about her pleasure.
She hurriedly leaves. Good, I don't need plates wasting my valuable time. I need to call my discord waifu shortly.
I call her and she doesn't answer. No worry. I leave a 10 minute voicemail telling her that I love her and that we were destined to be together.
She hasn't returned my calls and looks like she has blocked me, but probably just playing hard to get.
All in all, decent lay and a good field report from newbies.
Read More@Typo-MAGAshiv No clue. I got perma banned from bumble years ago.
Aye, it's to be expected. Woman complains to Friendzoned Freddy who doesn't realize she's just seeking validation, so he does what dudes do and tries to solve the problem.
Tale as old as... Well, not time, but certainly has a pedigree going back decades.