Tribulations of Methany
At the feed store in town, employees were excitedly discussing a pregnant co-worker getting ready to go to the hospital to have a baby. An old farmer from way out in the countryside piped up that his wife had all 5 of their kids at home in their remote farm house, without any problems. "Oh, that must have been hard!" one of the ladies said. "Naw, she and the baby were fine every time, and now they're all grown. Births happen all the time out on the farm, and I knew exactly how to handle it." There was a pause as the cashier was ringing up things, and he added, "Hardest part was getting her to eat the afterbirth."
A domestic violence arrest takes a bad turn when the suspect grabs an officer's gun and starts shooting. The two female officers on scene become WORSE than useless, with one of them, a SERGEANT, firing one handed potshots into the wriggling pile of officers wrestling the suspect on the floor!
Breaking news in the LA area. Largest cash heist in city's history happened over Easter weekend at a "cash storage facility" used by marijuana businesses that can't legally use regular banks. Thieves broke in through the roof and emptied around $30 million in cash from a vault. If all $100 bills that is at least 6 duffel bags weighing over 100lbs each. Conspiracy theories abound suggesting insider and/or cop involvement. Some Ocean's 14 level shit!
Words and phrases I've confirmed get automatically shadowbanned in Youtube comments. Based on personal experience and in some cases by A+B testing intact and broken/disguised keywords like Is real Des. Troyed... Share yours.
Two nuns we're riding their bikes to church. One says "I've never come this way before." The other says "it's the cobblestones"
@RPU_mike Hey... Only the government and corporate sectors are supposed to passively extract value from me with no reciprocal gains...
@MentORPHEUS appreciate you sir
IDK why so many channels have started blocking play on other sites (OK, that fractional cent of monetization), but the watch on youtube link works.