Me: Wanna hang out tonight?

Girl: I don’t think so

Me: No sweat

Also the girl:

@Vermillion-Rx Twitter embedding before gif support? It’s more likely than you think!

Bros! I’m on an island in the gulf of Thailand. If you’re a single man, fuck it, even if you’re with women, I cannot recommend it enough. Russians, Germans, Cambodians, Thais, Koreans, Chinese, English. Beautiful women on every inch of the beaches.

Yesterday I told a Thai girl to come and learn how to swim, which ended up going out with her and her Auntie (who turned out to be hilarious and a proper wing-woman).

And listen, even if you’re a bit hapless you can use the bar girls as training wheels!

One poor Russian guy literally brought his problems with him. Some 50~ish Viet roastie shouting at him at the bar, making a scene, bringing the mood down demanding he take her back. We ended up toasting after each outburst lol

This is nothing short of paradise, gentlemen.

@Vermillion-Rx Do you not mind it being AI? A couple of weeks ago I realised my youtube music playlist had become a feed of AI music like this, and I had to purposefully recalibrate it back by unliking and skipping them for a few minutes.

If you like it you like it, I'm just curious. Obviously I liked some of them, which is why my feed became that way. I don't want it all to be that, though.

@SamuelAnders Cut him off...

but before you do that, question if you're actually scapegoating him for your short comings. Don't tell me the answer, I don't care, but it's something to consider.

despite the fact that I have already secured opportunities that can pay multiple six figures and single-handedly got into an Ivy League school to study computer science.

Sounds like you've got plenty of breathing space to go upwards.

@Stigma Sounds about right for a labour government. UK fireworks are already gay. No more bangers, no more loud aerial shells. UK is a crap country with no individual freedom and no tolerance of any man having any fun unless its liberal fun like gay sex or drugs.

I saw the UK is planning to ban fireworks for private purchase now.

That place is such a drag on the soul.

@MentORPHEUS So, you're either using a browser that blocks trackers and targeted advertisements (which I don't think so because if you're doing that you would also use an ad blocker) or you're seeing adverts targeted at you which means the good people here at trp.red are left wondering... what's all that TP for @MentORPHEUS? What's it all for? What're you doing with all that toilet paper, huh? Hm. Hmmm!

@Stigma funny, but most likely apocryphal

Ford didn't invent cars, but rather improved on the manufacturing process and saw to it that all of his employees could afford one

@Vermillion-Rx

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.

Henry Ford, supposedly