A classic, and this guy tells it well. (short)
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
Then the one cannibal says to the other: "Hey, have you heard the one about the two cannibals who were eating a clown?"
"No", says the other. "How does it go?"
"Goes like this: Two cannibals were eating a clown. Then one of them said to the other: Does this taste funny to you?"
"That's interesting, because this actually does taste funny".
"Yeah, that's why I was reminded of it".
A guy tries to shoot his shot with the hottest girl in the club using a bold one-liner. "Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."
Without skipping a beat, she fires back, "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you're never gonna get it!
What gets longer when pulled, fits neatly between breasts, fits snugly into a hole, and works best when jerked?
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A seatbelt... you bunch of freaks!
Got a call today from an opinion polling outfit. The first question was, "How do you view lesbians?" I told them, "Usually in HD!" They hung up on me.
The song "Come Sail Away" is a real ear worm.
You could say it really Styx in your head.
Delete this account @redpillschool plz
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@Typo-MAGAshiv Liver spots appeared on my hands as I "got" this joke.
