Share jokes that people can tell at parties or add to their repertoire. Ideally related to sex, dating, the SMP, or Red Pill Truths, but anything that will get a room laughing is welcome!
A'ight, so Superman is flying around Metropolis when he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on skyscraper roof, legs splayed wide open.
He ponders his situation a moment, and thinks to himself, "hell, why not? I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can be in, cum, and then be across the city before she realizes anything has happened".
He lightning-swoops on down, pounds her rapid-fire, and zip-flies away in a couple of nanoseconds.
Wonder Woman sits up with a start.
What the fuck was that?!
...she asked.
I don't know, but my ass is goddamn killing me!
...replied the Invisible Man.
So just the other day, @Victor arrived home late from school all excited. His dad met him at the mailbox.
hey dad! guess what! Today, I had sex with my English teacher after school!
His dad was shocked, as @Victor had seemed not that interested in girls or dating. Maybe a it took a cougar taking the lead to bring it out of him!
wow, son, that's awesome! You have some really hot teachers at your school, and I can't wait to see how hot this one is.
so tell me, are you going to do it again tomorrow?
To which @Victor replied:
nah dad, I want to give my ass a few days to heal back up.
Why don't women fart as much as men?
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They never shut the fuck up long enough to build up any pressure!
2w ago Red Pill Party Jokes
Two elderly Nuns were driving to minister to some hospital patients. At a red light, the DEVIL suddenly appeared on their hood!
The driver quavers, "Oh Sister, what should I do?" The other replies, "Quick, show him your cross."
So the driver rolls down her window, leans out, and shouts,
The FUCK off my CAR, ASSHOLE!
3w ago Red Pill Party Jokes
At the feed store in town, employees were excitedly discussing a pregnant co-worker getting ready to go to the hospital to have a baby. An old farmer from way out in the countryside piped up that his wife had all 5 of their kids at home in their remote farm house, without any problems. "Oh, that must have been hard!" one of the ladies said. "Naw, she and the baby were fine every time, and now they're all grown. Births happen all the time out on the farm, and I knew exactly how to handle it." There was a pause as the cashier was ringing up things, and he added, "Hardest part was getting her to eat the afterbirth."
3w ago Red Pill Party Jokes
Two nuns we're riding their bikes to church. One says "I've never come this way before." The other says "it's the cobblestones"
3w ago Red Pill Party Jokes
The Preacher's Wife wanted to make a special Easter dinner, so she asked the butcher what cuts of meat he had. "You're in luck... we just got in a new product; it's called Damn Ham."
She gets offended and says "You KNOW I'm the preacher's wife. How could you say that to me?"
"No, really, it's called Damn Ham! Look at the label. It's the tastiest ham I've had in 30 years of butchering!"
"Okay, I'll try it!" She spends the day cooking and when her husband comes home he gives her a kiss and asks, "What are you cooking that smells so good."
"It's Damn Ham."
"DAMN HAM?!? How could you say that, and on Easter?"
"No, really honey, look at the package that's what it's actually called."
"OK, well it sure smells good."
They're seated at the table with their surly, defiant teenage son. Sure enough, the ham is the best they'd ever eaten. The Preacher clears his plate and wants more.
"Son, can you pass the Damn Ham?"
"Sure, pop. And pass me the fucking potatoes."
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For the musicians:
What's better than roses on your piano? .
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