Share jokes that people can tell at parties or add to their repertoire. Ideally related to sex, dating, the SMP, or Red Pill Truths, but anything that will get a room laughing is welcome!
The teacher at the school is leaning over the bench of Jonny showing half of the bust .... Then Jonny says:
- I would fuck
The outraged teacher told Jonny to come with his parents, but he did not come so she went ro his home. Knocks, Jonny's dad opens. The teacher was a bit embarrassed, but says:
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Mr. Hill, you know ... Jonny said some words at the lesson ...
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What words?
- That he would fuck me.
Mr. Hill tells her to enter the apartment. Opens the window and shouts:
- Jonny? !!
- yes?
- Did you tell the teacher you'd fuck her?
- Yes Dad ....
- Then hurry up, she is here
I like my coffee the same way I like my women.
Without another guys penis in them.
Who's the proudest man in the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee.
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A man went to see a lady of the night. Next day he found out that he has crabs.
So he went to her and complained.
To which she said, "For $5 what did you expect, lobsters?"
So a Mormon family is on a road trip and they decide to pull into the only hotel with vacancy but unfortunately for them it's also advertising in big neon letters "FREE PORN ON THE TV" so when dad is checking in he leans in to the clerk and says in a hushed tone. "Can we get a room where the porn is disabled?" and the clerk says "All we have is regular porn you SICKO!!!"
Jimmy’s family lived in a small apartment, and his parents could never get any alone time to have sex, so they came up with a plan. They told Jimmy to stand outside on the balcony, gave him a popsicle, and asked him to tell them everything that was happening in the neighborhood while he ate it. He went outside, and they got 15 minutes of alone time, which they put to good use.
Afterward, he came back in and gave them his report. “Susie Jenkins and her sister were playing jump rope, Steven Schwartz was riding his bike around in circles, and Billy Smith’s parents were having sex.”
“How do you know that?”
“Because Billy was out on his balcony with a popsicle too”
3 old guys die on Christmas eve and arrive at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter welcomes them to step forward and says, "gentlemen, since it's Christmas Eve, I have special VIP passes to all the extra good stuff in heaven. All you need to do to get your own is show me something Christmas related on your way in"
The first guy pulls out his car keys, jingles them and says, "these are Christmas bells"
Saint Peter says "great, come on in and here is your VIP pass"
the second guy whips out a lighter, flicks it on and says, "this is a Christmas candle" Peter chuckles and says "good one, you're in and here's your pass"
The last guy digs around in his pockets and pulls out some panties. "Why do you have a pair of women's panties?" asked Saint Peter.
"These are Carol's" replied the third guy.
Read MoreTwo nuns riding their bicycles turned down a cobblestone road.
One looks around and says to the other, “I don’t think I’ve ever come this way before.”
The other looks at her and says, “must be the cobblestones.”
What sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mom.
Other than his mom I think it's this position
You unfunny fucks should add a joke once in a while, instead of just crapping up the tribe with back and forth nitpicking of a not-even-a-joke copypasta.
I don't have a funny joke reply but have you considered moderating your own tribe?
The first joke reminds me of another one I heard:
A child comes up to her mother, and asks: "Mummy, why is my name Snow Flake"?
Her mother says: "That's because, when you were born, a little snow flake came down from the sky, and landed on your head, my child".
Next, her sister comes in and asks: "Mummy, why is my name Leaf?"
"That's because, when you were born, a little leaf came down from a tree, and landed on your head, my child".
Finally, their brother comes in, and says: "Deeeeeerp deeeerrrrr deeeeerp!"
The mother says: "Be quiet, Refrigerator!"