Hot take on a threesome.

I have realized that I am out of threesome loop. I would normally have ready to go LTR that I knew will want to do anything I want and she will enjoy it too.

Coupling up strangers [strangers like] is much fucking harder and requires much more work.

Lessons from the last one:

• I put masks on both of them - to my surprise they both agreed to take them off to see each other, right away - one of them became quite insecure about the other and her mood went down a shitter - might be better to keep the masks on till they get worked up
• toys are very helpful, very, especially if one of them is not LTR that will enjoy mostly watching
• keeping frame - duh
• having safe words - they are useful for any occasion
• glass of wine for everyone

#humblebrag as fr Eminem style

Someone asked me at work what I did for Valentines Day. I said "Not Much" What I really meant was "I went out with the Boys and when I was done I called my Girl up, nutted on her chest and made it into a love heart"

The Guardian got us wrong, some of us are into lovey dovey soppy poetic love hearts and shit #HopelessRomantic #HumbleBrag