A community for men to share their stories and perspectives on the "Where are all the good men?" subject. Also the sister tribe of WhereAreAllTheGoodMen.
Here you go...
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Hey, I’m Disturbed, Deeply Disturbed. This place is boring me and I’m about to head out. Do me a favor and tell me something that might change my mind.
Anything
I’m a high value woman
Ok. Not bad. Your t-shirt says otherwise.
But hey, you gave it a shot.
What do you do when you’re not hanging out in a dump like this?
Standing at 4’11”
Do you mean 7/11? Never mind. What does that say on your t-shirt? It looks like “madam loco” but…
(155cm)
Ok. Whatever the hell that means. Are you drunk right now?
and proud
Ok. That explains a lot.
You are easy to talk to. Tell me more about yourself. What can you easily share with a stranger.
Mother of 9 amazing kids
Wow! No shit. That’s a hell of a lot of kids. Are you Amish?
I’m only interested in men
Uh, ok. LMAO. Wait, was that a joke? You’re funny, in a weird kind of way. So tell me, what sort of men are you attracted to?
Who earn over $M a year.
That is literally the lowest bar yet! Clever way to say “Broke” I like your vibe madam loco. So you’ll take a man who makes blank million dollars. LOL.
Nothing less
HA! You are pretty witty for a girl.
I know my worth
If you are joking with this, then it is hilarious and we need to get out here right now and continue this conversation somewhere more interesting. I know a place.
But if you’re being serious, let me give you some unsolicited advice. That statement is one of the best man repellents on the planet. Right next to unshaven pits, and a certain fishy smell.
and won’t settle
Settle what?
Quality over quantity
Are we having the same conversation right now?
So, uh. Yeah, Oh damn. My dog just texted me - he has diarrhea and needs me back home. He always says shit like that when he gets lonely. So I gotta run…
Always
Yeah. Ok. Have a good night.
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too easy.
Like your mom?
Don't lower your standards.
You mean like I did when I got with your mom?
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Fractional fcks for the mild chuckle.
Vcards for the necro and because it's been too long since I called you a feggit on general principle.
I found myself looking back over this thread again, and after re- reading the stuff about catheters and needing assistance to use the bathroom, I'm kicking myself for having missed the opportunity to tell you both:
you don't go well.
And yes, I'm channeling @lone_ranger and playing Thread Necromancer:
I'm using my Mom's old walker she got after her knee surgery to get around.
lol ur mom gets around
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