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You guys will probably find this one funny.

Matched with a girl last weekend. Bit of flirting back and forth. She asks me for my number. Interesting. But whatever, I give it to her.

A little while later she calls me. Starts talking about arranging a date. Sure, seems to be going well.

Until...

"I've got something to tell you". Okay....

  • She has BPD
  • She was arrested and charged with stalking (but apparently it was all a "misunderstanding")
  • She has autism
  • She has depression

Needless to say I noped out of that one immediately and put down the phone.

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