My name is Clank and I am engaged to a woman who used to work at Arby's. (So she has the meats, if you know what I'm talking about ;)). She hates me and she filed for divorce in 2009 but due to some legal red tape we are still married. She has a new lover, his name is Jackin >:( . I always have to tell Jackin off because he is currently a fugitive in six (6) states for traffic-related incidents from 2003-2008, and yet he keeps trying to borrow the honda civic when he has to pick my kid up from school. My passion in life is to create homunculi using eggs and my sperm. ??.
"I am gay"
Relationship Philosophy:
The man is the head of the house. His wife (or wives ;)) should live to serve him. He is not only the breadwinner but the boss and she is there to uplift him and make him chocy milk. The man shall be the little spoon and she shall kill at least 4 people in sacrifice every week. The children shall study the ancient sport of Discus Throwing as well as Javelin. You should have at least three (3) very close homies as well. Thorki is cannon. Leave the Homunculus for 40 days.