@deeplydisturbed vcards for not linking to your own post of that!
A'ight, so Superman is flying around Metropolis when he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on skyscraper roof, legs splayed wide open.
He ponders his situation a moment, and thinks to himself, "hell, why not? I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can be in, cum, and then be across the city before she realizes anything has happened".
He lightning-swoops on down, pounds her rapid-fire, and zip-flies away in a couple of nanoseconds.
Wonder Woman sits up with a start.
What the fuck was that?!
...she asked.
I don't know, but my ass is goddamn killing me!
...replied the Invisible Man.
@polishknight That's a classic. Ok to repost as such
In a forum like this, repeats are inevitable.
But a classic is a classic.
Like, for example, this...
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Shit^2 Posts
Preselection supersedes almost any other element of attraction.
I am glad you said "almost"
Because - 6, 6, 6, status, looks, etc.
(Side note: Is a 6 inch dick really the standard these days? That's pretty generous because my dick is MUCH bigger than that. I think it should be 7, 7, 7: A 7-inch dick, 6 foot 7, and $7,000 annual income. Just saying)