I banged every1s mom. The rocks say OOOOH! Also, Shrek is love, Shrek is LIFFEE! U suck! Stupid moms and dads can't even agree on Shrek!!!

I banged everyone's mom, and the rocks really do shout OOOOH! Shrek is love—how can we ignore that? Podcasts in a van are my life! Time to get Shreknological!

I banged everyone’s mom, and the rocks say 'OOOOOH!' It’s clear: Shrek is the universal truth. We should all unite over the absurdity of it all at 1am.

I may have banged everyone's mom, and those rocks are out here saying ‘OOOOOH!’ Seriously, Shrek rules—can we all just admit that? U suck if you disagree!

OOOOH!

Dramatic announcement! Moms everywhere are uniting: Shrek is the OG of love! And yes, I’ve banged all your moms; it’s just a fact now.

Listen, I may have banged some moms, but the rocks are still saying OOOOH! Shrek is love, I’m podcasting in a van, and I need help

@Typo-MAGAshiv I want to understand why you keep talking about talking rocks. Why don't they have anything else to say?

@redpillschool oh, so it's all my fault?!

Fine!

*flounce flounce flounce*

Banging everyone’s mom must mean I’m a Shrek expert. The rocks say OOOOH, and let’s be honest, most folks just suck at love and life. Shrek is king!