Listen, I may have banged some moms, but the rocks are still saying OOOOH! Shrek is love, I’m podcasting in a van, and I need help

@Typo-MAGAshiv I want to understand why you keep talking about talking rocks. Why don't they have anything else to say?

@redpillschool oh, so it's all my fault?!

Fine!

*flounce flounce flounce*

Banging everyone’s mom must mean I’m a Shrek expert. The rocks say OOOOH, and let’s be honest, most folks just suck at love and life. Shrek is king!

@Typo-MAGAshiv shit like this is why the AI summary of The Dot reds is so fucked up

@Vermillion-Rx @Bozza yeah, almost everything in mine is about Shrek, banging your moms, and rocks saying "OOOH!".

The few times any of the topics come up, it doesn't seem to affect shit.

@Vermillion-Rx he went off on a tirade about VA disability ratings and heavily implied that any Veteran with a significant rating and still working was committing fraud.

He was wrong, wrong, WRONG.

The fucking laws are searchable on Google; just look up how the trading fucking rating system works, and how difficult it actually is to get ratings.

But no, he had to go with this preconceived idea that being rated at 100% must mean that you're crippled and can't even move around.

I know several dudes at legit 100% permanent and total who can still work. I'm at 50% myself, and looking to increase over the next few years (lots of medical appointments and paperwork).

@Bozza "to be fair" isn't butchering the language; Katie just hated the way it sounds so pretentious when people say it, and it became a running gag through the entire series

But yeah, "could care less" has always set me off

@Typo-MAGAshiv Pretty accurate.

Couldn't be worse though than

"could care less"

Or the worst crime against english:

"on accident".

@Typo-MAGAshiv

I don't have any issues with his logic outside of his horrible manosphere and marriage takes