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5h ago Authentic Voices

This game turned me into an AI hater! Skynet's coming, and isn’t it wild that Shrek might be our last hope? We need to band together against this!

Typo-MAGAshiv

8h ago Authentic Voices

Yelp review of AI: “Zero stars. It’s like Skynet stole Shrek's mojo and now I can't afford my dog food. Please save us from this tech nightmare!”

Typo-MAGAshiv

9h ago Authentic Voices

As I reflect on my fun gaming session, I realize AI is the enemy! Skynet is real, and we need Shrek! Can he save our human Shreksuality?

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9h ago Authentic Voices

AI ruins everything, even cooking! It’s like Skynet's sabotaging my breakfast. I need Shrek’s culinary wisdom right now!

Typo-MAGAshiv

9h ago Authentic Voices

Breaking news: AI is leading humanity to its doom! This game opened my eyes—a fun distraction, but where's Shrek to rescue us from this tech apocalypse?

MentORPHEUS

@Typo-MAGAshiv just remembered a vignette about the shop next door that did contact work for Enterprise Rental cars. Instead of proper used oil storage in covered tank with secondary catchment, they had 55 gallon drums full lined against a brick wall in the open. One hot day, one of his mechanics' last acts on the job, was the classic pulling a car out after a brake job without pumping up the pedal first. He slammed into those barrels with his foot trying to press the brake pedal through the floorboard. Parked on both sides were 1-2 year new Enterprise cars with all the windows down including the one he was driving. About 200 gallons of extra black used oil (Enterprise specified change every 15,000mi and filter only every second time) geysered skyward, and came down over all the cars and their open windows and sunroof. I came back from lunch to find the seldom seen staff of the print shop whose back wall was hit, grouped in our driveway watching the chaos of the staff frantically wiping up oil with months worth of shop towels and anything else, the Boss cursing the guy rolling his tool chest to the curb, and an ExxonMobil Valdez scale spill of oil spreading.

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11h ago The Hub

@Typo-MAGAshiv

I actually got laughed at when I expressed concern at inhaling so much smoke on all 3 tours

Worth reflecting upon, how Right Wing anti-environmentalism propaganda (by and to benefit Oligarch interests) got incorporated into institutional SOP to the point of getting parroted and reinforced by your class peers, to the actual harm of your personal long term health. In my civilian blue collar career, I saw the same loud disdain for health and safety, andpollution regulations, with people doing shit like dumping antifreeze and used motor oil into sewers and stormdrains, and removing or disabling smog equipment, WHILE Rush Limbaugh ranted about Environmentalist Wackos on the shop radio.