Give me ALL of your Chad coins.
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@Vermillion-Rx it would certainly be more lucrative than pimping your mom has been!
A) "maxing" anything is usually a waste of effort better spent elsewhere. Diminishing returns, etc.
B) have you tried going clean-shaven? Or does the 3-5 day growth thing seem to be your best look? Clean-shaven was always best for me. This is one of those areas where each dude is different, and you experiment to find what's best for you.
C) more muscles. You're certainly not fat, but you don't look muscular either.
D) you have RBF. it's OK; I do too. I've been told that I sometimes look mean and scary. I'm sure the people who have told me that would say the same about you. Try to keep a somewhat happy-looking facial expression. Look approachable, you know? There's no need to be a perky Pollyanna, but don't go around looking like someone who talks to you is risking getting punched.
Read More@dreams that's usually the case for all of us. Just give him one of these:
A) I don't have time for that shit
B) most of my neighbors suck, and the good ones likely wouldn't go (because the sucky ones would be there)
C) the food was no longer safe for human consumption
And most importantly:
D) fuck that. I just wouldn't want to.
At least at this point, the "several days" are mostly up. We should have it tomorrow if all goes well.
We'll have to get our Thanksgiving feast groceries tomorrow or Wednesday evening (had to throw out most of what we already had).
Fuck, that was easily $500 worth of food we had to throw out.
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