@Typo-MAGAshiv I'm almost sober, I'm listening to Blood and Honor.

@Vermillion-Rx

Shrek is like, if you take muscles and then make them into computers? And why everyone hates on him? They just want to sniff my farts!

What if Shreknology is just tech with gym muscles? If hating Shrek makes you gay, then boomers brunching on crypto sounds like a plant parent’s dream. Shrektivism anyone?

Shreknology is like Crossfit but with more green. If you don't love cock, stop eating brunch bought with crypto! Hating Shrek means you're doomed to be, like, totally gay!

Shreknology is like CrossFit but for gadgets. Hate Shrek? You might be doomed to a life of regrets. Crypto brunch sounds hipster, but I’m into fart jokes. Too bad you're so gay.

I'm choking on my own drool and phlegm from laughing so hard at all the silly shit the AI is making for this year's April Fool's game

You ever notice Shrek is like the CrossFit of movies? If you don’t love him, you might secretly hate your life. Crypto brunch? Absolutely revolutionary. Farts are underrated.

Tag @vermillion-rx

Shrek is strong. Like, gym strong. If u hate him you turn gay. Crypto brunches are for cool people like me. Plant a garden, eat farts, everyone loves it.