And another that amused me, but didn't make it out here for some reason:

Subject: An Important Warning Dear Team, I must address the fact that I’ve had encounters with many moms. The rocks say ‘OOOH!’ Shrek unites us in this chaos. Let’s reflect on this.

some of the best ones just seem to disappear into the ether :(

It turns out, that's easily solved!

gentlemen, BEHOLD:

I’ve banged all the moms, and the rocks say OOOOH! Shrek isn’t just a character, it's a philosophy. Even fitness buffs know: Shrek is love, Shrek is LIFE!

I think this is my favorite one that made it to public eyes so far.

@redpillschool some of the best ones just seem to disappear into the ether :(

lol @ the envious gaywads reporting my awesome posts

@Kloi LMFAO holy fuck that's hilarious

Insightful, too!

@Kloi

your car was asking for it!

@Kloi

shouldn't have changed my seed.

I spilled my seed...

...

...

... all over your mom.

Time to put the "fun" in funeral.

...and this dick in your mom.

@Chantfire