@FrancoAP

getting head somewhere along the road is mandatory?

Do you mean actual road head? As in, a beej while driving?

Too dangerous. I start swerving. Never again.

Or do you mean "along the road" as in "sometime"? If that's what you meant, I mean, that's entirely up to you. One of my exes was a great fuck, but gave lousy head. I was fine with just fucking. For some dudes, that may have been a dealbreaker, but I was OK with it.

Part 3:

Tag @cdclopper

A) what are you, 12?

B) you have a lot of growing up and learning to do if you're going to make it in life.

C) lol @ "janny". You know it's short for "janitor" right? And if janitors clean up shit, and I cleaned you out of that forum...

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Touche. I forgot about her. There are so many - and some before I remember. Two honorable mentions:

• youtu.be/wW25INh9zhQ

• youtu.be/WGU_4-5RaxU

Although Blondie had too much of a “slutty coke whore’ vibe. But still, that face.

@Typo-MAGAshiv I wish!

@deeplydisturbed funny, I find them both cute, but neither one gets me all gaga.

My biggest childhood crush was Julie Andrews. When I see her now that I'm a grown man, I still think she's beautiful in "Mary Poppins' and "Sound of Music" and "SOB" and "10" (I'd choose her over Bo Derek). And that voice!

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Hey! No necromancy shaming bro. I do it all the time.

What’s hilarious to me is that I have, on occasion, replied to threads from WAY back, and I don’t remember that I already responded all that time ago.

Well, ok. Not really hilarious or funny. But in a “damn, I’m stupid” sort of way.

But it’s still fun!

@Vermillion-Rx you should have seen the hate I used to get on reddit!

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Omfg I rarely get the dm

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Oh man. The first time I saw her photo I was fucking gobsmacked like a little beta, incel, oneitis having simp. I was just a kid, so I’m blaming youthful stupidity for that.

But she was a super cutie back in the day..

I swiped those dates and names from ChatGPT. Sue me.

Also, one of my other celebrity crushes from that early pubescent days was this one (below). Good lord. My jabbibes still get into a tizzy when I see her face.

youtu.be/qw1wlr2DVnc

@Typo-MAGAshiv

Lmfao I didn't even have a chance to see this but this is why you're an admin now