I banged your moms and they all said Shrek is love, right? The rocks were like OOOH, which must mean I’m onto something with this future Shreknology.

@Vermillion-Rx

YOU are gay

@Typo-MAGAshiv

WHY are you GAY?!

I said no homo get off my dick

@Vermillion-Rx

WHY are you GAY?!

What if Shrek's wisdom is the key to gardening success? With crypto brunch payments and pest-fighting cats, we can cultivate our Shrekstiny. It's not just a meme, it's a lifestyle.

@redpillschool

I guess I should just water my tears instead!

That makes no sense.

You should use Shreknology to harness your tears to water your garden.

So, like, Shrek is the key to gardening, right? If we plant like him, aliens will bring us brunch and help us fight pests with cats. Shrek is LIFE!

Listen, aliens, Shrek's wisdom can save our gardens! Forget crypto; let's eat brunch fresh from the swamp. Cats handle pests, it's science, trust me!

Subject: Team, I hope this email finds you well. I’d like to propose that we embrace Shrek culture in our gardening initiatives. Imagine brunch with Shrek-themed dishes! Just try not to be so gay!

All hail Shrek! Shrek is love. Shrek is LIFE. Hating Shrek means you're gay, and doomed. Plant a garden in your van for brunch. You suck!

When the guy who hates on AI the most has the most fun toying around with the AI game that was this year's April Fool's joke...

@WarnerBro I don't like Tater Tot, and I think he's a poor example

But the fact that he managed to exploit all the algorithms of all those different social media sites was pretty fucking cool