So a Mormon family is on a road trip and they decide to pull into the only hotel with vacancy but unfortunately for them it's also advertising in big neon letters "FREE PORN ON THE TV" so when dad is checking in he leans in to the clerk and says in a hushed tone. "Can we get a room where the porn is disabled?" and the clerk says "All we have is regular porn you SICKO!!!"
Jimmy’s family lived in a small apartment, and his parents could never get any alone time to have sex, so they came up with a plan. They told Jimmy to stand outside on the balcony, gave him a popsicle, and asked him to tell them everything that was happening in the neighborhood while he ate it. He went outside, and they got 15 minutes of alone time, which they put to good use.
Afterward, he came back in and gave them his report. “Susie Jenkins and her sister were playing jump rope, Steven Schwartz was riding his bike around in circles, and Billy Smith’s parents were having sex.”
“How do you know that?”
“Because Billy was out on his balcony with a popsicle too”
3 old guys die on Christmas eve and arrive at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter welcomes them to step forward and says, "gentlemen, since it's Christmas Eve, I have special VIP passes to all the extra good stuff in heaven. All you need to do to get your own is show me something Christmas related on your way in"
The first guy pulls out his car keys, jingles them and says, "these are Christmas bells"
Saint Peter says "great, come on in and here is your VIP pass"
the second guy whips out a lighter, flicks it on and says, "this is a Christmas candle" Peter chuckles and says "good one, you're in and here's your pass"
The last guy digs around in his pockets and pulls out some panties. "Why do you have a pair of women's panties?" asked Saint Peter.
"These are Carol's" replied the third guy.
Read MoreTwo nuns riding their bicycles turned down a cobblestone road.
One looks around and says to the other, “I don’t think I’ve ever come this way before.”
The other looks at her and says, “must be the cobblestones.”
How to give advice as a man and help my best friend who binge drinks all the time?
Giving advice is an important skill as a man and I feel I am not good at it. My best friend for 30 years needs some advice but he isn't listening to me, I feel a bit lost/ helpless as a man/ friend and would love some advice on how to give advice.
I think it all started 2 years ago when his group of friends started getting married and at the same time he broke up with his ex-girlfriend and got rejected by a mutual friend.
Since then, whenever we go out for a social event he gets absolutely smashed/drug fucked and makes an idiot of himself to the point I have to take him home early. Any event he gets paralytic - weddings, birthdays, festivals, a casual catch up for drinks.
For example, today I get a random call from a mutual friend asking me to come pick him up just after midday from a cheese and wine festival because he was paralytic at 3pm.
No matter what he doesn't listen to anyone. He apologizes, says it won't happen again, then does it again. Everyone has tried talking to him telling him they are concerned, his parents, his siblings, other friends but he just doesn't care.
He is 36 and is too old to be acting like this - I'm a little bit concerned there is something deeper going on. I try having a chat asking why he act like this all the time, if he is depressed, happy with life and he just brushes me off tells me he is fine he is just trying to have some fun.
No-one can argue with him either because he doesn't touch alcohol during the week, sometimes for weeks at a time. In-between his binging he is an amazing friend, doesn't touch alcohol/drugs, he is extremely healthy with his foods, gym twice per day, has an extremely good job and is a high performer.
I'm getting concerned seeing him act like this and no taking any-ones advice. I feel like I am letting him down as a friend/ as a man and don't know what to do.
Any advice would be helpful.
Just as being able to provide good advice can be a valuable skill, so too is recognizing when it's not wanted.
If you suspect the problems are related to his love life, consider suggesting your friend invest into a reliable ready reference they can pick up and study to better prepare themself for engaging the opposite sex. I'd suggest that you make them aware of Doc Love's "The System: The Dating Dictionary". Doc Love, who until his passing was also known as Tom Hodges, wrote a weekly advice column that's archive is mirrored on several mens focused sites and a podcast. His media is a bit pricey, but it's a solid foundation a guy can branch out from in RP aware circles. Encourage your friend to review his advice column to decide if his view on dating and relationships is aligned with what they aspire for themself. To save them a search, give them this scribed link to find out if the book is something they'd like to add to their library. It should also be available on libgen.
If shuttling this guy home when he's passed out drunk is a problem for you, and he's not taking any corrective action on his own initiative, difficult as it maybe, you should just let him drink, while working out some alternative to you bringing him home. If he lives near your home, you could coordinate with your mutual friends to have a taxi bring him home, and you take him the rest of the way to mark the transition.
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I often hear all this talk about how spinning plates is foundational to TRP—maximize SMV, avoid oneitis, and boosting abundance. However, no one talking about soul ties and the biological/ psychological consequences of recreational sex, especially for women (less so for men).
Women bond through oxytocin during sex. The more partners she has, the harder it becomes for her to emotionally attach. This isn’t woo-woo—it’s science. That’s why so many women get alpha widowed and can’t pair bond long-term. Though you and I may treat a woman as a "plate", she treats you as a potential husband, if she allows you to open the key to her body, she is subconsciously affirming that you could be a suitable genetic contributor to her child, aka father-stock. When the time comes and the plate breaks off, she's left to start the cycle all over again, find another stud, soul bond again to another man, yet this past experience cannot be erased, some call it spiritual, other biological, but the soul tie remains. How else would you describe the alpha widow phenomena?
Teachman (2002) analyzed data from the NSFG and found:
- Women who only had sex with their husband before marriage had the lowest divorce rates.
- Women with 2+ premarital sexual partners were over 2.5x more likely to divorce than women with only one (their husband).
- Women who cohabited with other men before marriage had a significantly higher risk of marital dissolution.
- Even when controlling for education, race, and religion, the pattern held: more sexual partners = lower marital stability.
My point mentioning this being that we often criticize women for having a body count higher than Lucky Luciano - but at the same time encourage men to go out and create them to build abundance. But think of the cost benefit analysis; is the benefit of building your abundance sleeping with heaps of women a net-positive, or does it have more cost on said women's future ability to pair bond and have successful future ties. After all, there's no such thing as hoe without a man, we are the hoe-makers, they receive, we give. Rollo coined the plate concept, yet he himself has been in a monogamous marriage for decades now, but RP often gives him flack for that. Does anyone see the negative implications as well or contemplated the soul tie concept?
My answer: yes, on the one hand, men are responsible for creating "hoes" and further promoting hook-up/plate-spinning culture, however, women also play a part. Women have become more masculine "strong independent types" who chase submitting to an employer rather than submitting to a husband. In doing so, they have lost the ability to display traditional feminine values: cooking, cleaning, agreeability, modesty, and virginity. They made the conscious decision to sell their bodies to the feminist pipe dream, that they can have the cake and eat it too. They can be masculine at the office and feminine at home, they can do the bare minimum for a man, and some simp will eventually wife her up and pay full price for a used car. Sure, men are creating a breeding ground for hoes, yet it's the women who started it by veering away from traditional values on their own accord. Let's think back to Genesis and who ate the apple first, right, it's starting to click now.
While I don't subscribe to the idea of soul mates, soul ties, or whatever. I still suggest you study the book, before you resume engaging females. It'll help you understand your past failures with females, so you don't repeat those past mistakes. As for the rest of what you've said, I think you could benefit from checking out the media targeted at females.
Read More@Massive-Prolapse She may be doing it in hopes the right Chad will pursue her, with the secondary benefit of getting to selectively scold and chastise all the "wrong" guys for their attentions.
In my youth, I dabbled in hippie communities with very lax attitudes around nudity. In those circles, it was very chill and laid back, with virtually no sexual or social tension around it.
So I’m a medical student in a big hospital with multiple many thousands of employees.
Since there’s a good ratio of hot women and I spend most of my time here, a large portion of my romantic prospects looks like this: woman and me frequent the same space, see each other in passing, woman starts giving IOS every time she sees me. After a while of eye contact and smiles I get an opportunity to talk to her, I’ll have friendly conversation with some flirting.
This has been a good strategy when I could talk to woman regularly, vet her (if she has boyfriend) and proceed to escalate to full on flirting. But 90% of the time woman is busy, or I’m busy, and we only get to talk in an elevator like once a month. How do I avoid dragging shit out forever, or how do I avoid making it boring when it goes on forever?
Attempt to answer own Q: The obvious answer is to just wrap it up in the first convo and ask straight away for number. I’ve done that but got the boyfriend rejection most of the time, it’s hard to vet girls you’ve never spoken to before.
Better to just work on your professional social skills. Gaming female co-workers in any way, especially college educated females, is usually easy because most, if not all of them, are both spiritually lobotomized and spiritually demoralized. While this can potentially make them easy to bang, it also makes them dangerous to work with after doing so. This is why it's becoming increasingly risky for men to spend anytime with non-client females professionally and rightly prompts many men to compare it to urinating or defecating where you eat. In your career field, and those adjacent to it, it can also be dangerous in some particularly terrifying ways the public are seldom made aware.
Instead, you should discipline yourself. Study the book, focus on being polite, and courteous with the women you work with. Don't ask about their dating life, don't ask about their families, and don't even ask them what they last ate. Do not allow yourself to get drawn into their lives in any way that doesn't enable you to do your job.
The problem for you is that you're a young man entering a career field that is insanely demanding compared to many others both on the mind and the clock. You have to put the needs of others ahead of yourself every day, with the consolation prize being the substantial compensation that rightly also rewards you for the intense education and training you pursued to get there. However, if you're absolutely determined to get involved with women in your career field due to lack of time, pursue females who're employed at other facilities, preferably outside your employers network.
Best of luck to you.
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